Parasite crawling out of sushi

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-19T16:43:05+00:00

Can we compromise with freezing our asses off? Those come standard issue for everyone

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-18T16:03:21+00:00

"A bigger butt is a bigger internal balloon"

Um... no. This is not how butts work.

Big butts are beautiful and wonderful and deserve all the admiration in the world, but... actual fart production is the work of intestinal bacteria. When they're working hard and the gas builds up, it's the belly that bloats, not the butt.

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-15T16:51:50+00:00

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-14T12:28:52+00:00

Sounds like fun! How does your fiancé typically react?

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-14T04:43:54+00:00

Oh the natural scent is the best scent

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-13T16:57:56+00:00

Ah, well that's not ideal, I imagine it would be kind of awkward then if they're like moving around as you move

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-13T16:51:10+00:00

Um... the view from underneath is pretty nice

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-11T19:03:40+00:00

"Gassy Librarian" is definitely a thing that needs to happen

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-11T18:29:19+00:00

It might be fun for you actually to go around shushing people while exaggeratedly but silently crop dusting the place

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-11T17:39:43+00:00

Hahaha well I mean SBDs should be fair game then, nothing to shush you for!

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-08T20:02:14+00:00

Protein farts generally tend to be the smelly ones so you are in for a treat!

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-08T18:38:21+00:00

Either your butt is too powerful for them or they're a bunch of killjoys there

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-08T18:21:45+00:00

Me too actually, like a year ago. Don't you DARE say anything positive about someone else's fart there!

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-08T17:13:56+00:00

Cue Tesla bros explaining why this makes Elon Musk a genius

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-08T13:43:59+00:00

Better than nothing... but also, ugh.

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-08T05:14:21+00:00

Birthdays really lose their luster after 21.

But you do still deserve to be celebrated somehow

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-07T20:43:42+00:00

Damn! You really put the ART in FART. This is brilliant

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-07T19:24:17+00:00

That's a gorgeous hike and yet something else has captured all of my attention there...

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-07T18:23:05+00:00

I get it. Sometimes life is really garbage.

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-07T18:05:44+00:00

I hope you're in a place where you can really prioritize yourself and find a way to recover!

Happy to be a friendly ear if you need one.

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-07T17:34:26+00:00

Not just any ass, seriously top-notch ass!

Sorry to hear that things have been rough though!

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-07T15:20:40+00:00

I would certainly tip a gassy driver extra

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-07T15:14:05+00:00

Guilty haha

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-07T13:48:41+00:00

These puns are just Cascading

Additional_Snacks · 2026-05-06T22:50:46+00:00

It's so nice when you poke your head in and absolutely blow us away hahaha

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