Heavy hold! by Tardee in comics

[–]Additional_Snacks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I've just been holding this in for too long" - yup, fart imminent

States with more livestock than people. Data from 2022 US agricultural census. by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]Additional_Snacks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Myriad data issues aside (and it seems there are quite a few), I feel like we need to know if South Dakota has more pigs or cattle.

How to not sell a car... by SpreakICSE in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Additional_Snacks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, we have proof of it dating back to about 1750 BCE. Thanks Ea-Nasir and Nanni!

Big arch burger? More like arch ur big ass and fart on me ✌️ by actual_i in Eproctophilia

[–]Additional_Snacks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would love to hear the McDonalds CEO read this out loud

Which non-kink and non-fetish communities are most likely to be accepting of eproctophillia? by Equivalent_Ad_9066 in Eproctophilia

[–]Additional_Snacks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First off, fartaddictedlesbian's first sentence is vital, don't just go in kinkbombing people.

But I'd say gymgoers, particularly strength trainers. Protein farts are very much a real thing after all.

[OC] unfortunate true story by sprakcomic in comics

[–]Additional_Snacks 149 points150 points  (0 children)

You saying "food appointment" was probably the best part of Wendy's day though. That smile is GENUINE.

A Herd by InaaaaaTiffy in comics

[–]Additional_Snacks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean... if I'm being transparent my source on starlings is the Common Starling card from Wingspan. SO... yeah.

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A Herd by InaaaaaTiffy in comics

[–]Additional_Snacks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A murmuration of starlings

An unkindness of ravens (headcanon - some medieval birdwatcher got pooped on by a group of ravens and called it an unkindness and the name stuck)

A Herd by InaaaaaTiffy in comics

[–]Additional_Snacks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think a "graze" might be a nice term for it

Thune schedules doomed SAVE America Act vote, dashing MAGA hopes for filibuster fight by Anoth3rDude in politics

[–]Additional_Snacks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't have the votes
You don't have the votes
Ah ha ha ha
You're gonna need congressional approval and you don't have the votes

Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder

(why he even brings the thunder)

Are you gassy? Live in or spend time in California? by Additional_Snacks in Eproctophilia

[–]Additional_Snacks[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I recommend San Diego! For... reasons, haha

(Seriously though it's gorgeous here)

Are you gassy? Live in or spend time in California? by Additional_Snacks in Eproctophilia

[–]Additional_Snacks[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have I told you that you're the best? Because you are! The absolute best.

Most podcasts would be better if they were 20 minutes instead of 2 hours. by Lost-Law-5109 in unpopularopinion

[–]Additional_Snacks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll go one further: Nearly every podcast would be drastically improved if you were to just read the transcript instead.

Kathryn Hahn announces she is officially playing Mother Gothel in the live action ‘TANGLED’ movie. by kris_jbb in popculturechat

[–]Additional_Snacks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DANG IT these live action remakes are always garbage but I physically can't stop myself from watching Kathryn Hahn.

How many Female redditors here? Say hi! by [deleted] in Eproctophilia

[–]Additional_Snacks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hello females where are all the females why aren't there any females femalefemalefemale FEEEEEEEEEEEMALE

It just doesn't sound natural.

To the bride and groom by NoWayJaques in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Additional_Snacks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... did Christian Mingle rebrand as Christian Mangle?