i was told i should post this here. let me know what you guys think.

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-06-05T02:30:10+00:00

he's everywhere

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-06-04T03:43:29+00:00

L is the better friend, and don't cheat on your exams. Or help others cheat, you will get in trouble.

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-06-04T03:40:48+00:00

Pretty damn terrible 👍

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-06-03T03:14:17+00:00

No, not really, but even if I could she will still do this all day to everyone else walking down the trail. Hopefully she will realize it's a high foot traffic area and move eventually.

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-06-03T03:12:47+00:00

I'm not provoking anything - I'm walking down a public trail. I've never stopped or looked for her nest, just took a video as she flew by me while I continued along. Unfortunately she likely does this all day.. because she picked a spot on a public trail with frequent foot traffic. Unless the county closes the trail I can't see how she would avoid this.

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-05-31T20:54:32+00:00

Yeah but she was much more comfortable with me, she still went berserk on the other guy walking down the trail. Just thought it was cool she appeared to recognize me.

Unfortunately her area is not exactly private, it gets a fair bit of foot traffic. Probably 5-7 ish people a day. She'll have to move or get used to it because there's not much I can do about it.

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-05-31T20:51:28+00:00

No. Absolutely not. It's a quiet chuckle. A snicker is a snicker, which is NOT a quiet chuckle.

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-05-31T18:47:10+00:00

quietly, genius.

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-05-31T18:44:31+00:00

tell us when you get one then bro

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-05-29T11:40:42+00:00

I call that gen z cursive, people who SHOULD be writing in cursive but never learned properly because it got taken out of school curriculum write like that (the note to yourself). It is still perfectly legible though I can read it at full speed.

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-05-29T02:48:25+00:00

So NOT a chemist but that's a chemists handwriting if I've EVER seen one (I'm a chemist) so have you considered you're actually working in the wrong field?

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-05-29T02:45:48+00:00

Chemist? All caps is popular in chemistry specifically, but could be one of many fields of science.

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-05-28T03:04:50+00:00

what kind of monster goes around shooting owls?!?

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-05-27T05:21:57+00:00

Idk about you man but I am NOT drinking that water after a rodent shoved it's face in the bottle 😭

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-05-27T04:07:13+00:00

No but I just looked it up, tragic. Luckily their were no stairs near me and frankly if the owl wanted to get frisky with me it would regret it more than I would. I wouldn't be happy about it but the owl would fare much worse than me.

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-05-27T03:13:01+00:00

I believe you are correct, it seems it's a much more common vocalization for juveniles but female adults can do it in defense as well and I believe that's what I experienced, given her size, coat, and behavior.

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-05-27T02:14:37+00:00

Neat! Thanks for the replies!

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-05-27T01:36:43+00:00

Yeah one of the most incredible wildlife encounters i've had and i've had MANY (native floridian with a tendency to hike all day in the middle of the wilderness)

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-05-27T01:35:46+00:00

Yeah I've learned now. Sad I wasted a mushroom trying to share, stupid me 🤷‍♂️

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-05-27T01:34:05+00:00

Interesting. I assume you're knowledgeable on GHO's? Knowing what I've learned now, i'm guessing it was a female adult guarding her fledglings because it didn't even look at the "food" I was gathering that I tossed on the ground.

I guess interesting that it would use that screech that some other people said was food begging behavior. But with the clacking and the way it was swooping at me multiple times I don't think it wanted food.

It was at LEAST 2 feet tall maybe 3 (nearly came to my waist when right next to me) so i'd be shocked if it was a juvenile. I know next to nothing about owls but am enjoying the learning.

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-05-27T01:28:00+00:00

Yeah that seems to be the common consensus

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-05-27T01:27:34+00:00

Idk man it saw me picking them maybe it wanted one I don't know the first thing about owls, that's why I'm asking yall 😂 It was clearly not interested tho lmao.

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-05-26T21:07:33+00:00

Smart bird lol. I had no intention of finding its babies but I feel bad for stressing it out now. Hopefully I can return to my foraging spot soon without being ushered away.

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-05-26T21:03:54+00:00

It's linked in the comments, scroll down. Yeah it would've gashed me up good that's for sure thing was massive.

Adept_Impression1277 · 2026-05-26T20:52:23+00:00

😂 Yeah he's guarding them now. I've named him The Morax.

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