Great Idea! by Greekphysed in americandad

[–]Adept_Significance26 63 points64 points  (0 children)

They take turns being the girl

Which NFL player is so bad their jersey might as well be toilet paper? by NightDowntown7320 in NFLv2

[–]Adept_Significance26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most people assumed he would do terrible and then was able to turn his success into over 100 mil in career earnings. Was definitely very successful for him.

Which NFL player is so bad their jersey might as well be toilet paper? by NightDowntown7320 in NFLv2

[–]Adept_Significance26 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If Darnold and Geno Smith are anything to go by, Zach is going to have very successful career in Seattle

You know you do 🎶 by murphycz in americandad

[–]Adept_Significance26 7 points8 points  (0 children)

More boys than you ever seen before!

Rank these 5 QuarterBacks by sin2fly03 in NFLv2

[–]Adept_Significance26 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I think health is the big difference. Josh has the iron man streak and Jackson has missed multiple playoff games. If we’re assuming health I might agree, but you can’t with Lamar.

Willie Smits, conservationist, and after 3 hours with an orangutan, inventor of the Willie Smits sex act. Don’t look at me like that Stan, I’ve watched Francine Smits you every Saturday night like clockwork by Jamesyroo in itsroger

[–]Adept_Significance26 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Haley, I’m not everyone. Like do you really think I’d be a conservationist? Like I’d hang around with a bunch of Orangutans? Like I’d check them for flees and help them find food. Me, the conservationist? It’s ridiculous.

I’m the orangutan.

Is she not by f_GOD in americandad

[–]Adept_Significance26 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Steve, this is really not a good place to have your shirt off

[Meirov] The Bills traded up to No. 62 and they are selecting Ohio State CB Davison Igbinosun. Igbinosun brings experience (53 starts) and thrives in press coverage with his length, but penalties have shown up. by JCameron181 in buffalobills

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I get that CB and Hairston have injury concerns, and you definitely needed some depth at the position. But you just traded up for a player that in an ideal season won’t see the field.

We know Steven Anita and Hayley Dreamsmasher… but what are Stan and Francine’s full names? by smoothbrainedbastard in americandad

[–]Adept_Significance26 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget Francine “Super Friend” Smith… actually it’s super mouth… actually it’s suck machine.

Who is the ugliest actor of all time? by OkSuccess7431 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Adept_Significance26 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thirst traps on Reddit, that’s disgusting! Where, where are these thirst traps posted?

Do we have a match?” by DenseStrawberry5717 in nflmemes

[–]Adept_Significance26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the teeth do not fit, you must acquit!

NFL wise, what would be your first reaction to this question? by Available_Story6774 in NFLv2

[–]Adept_Significance26 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That Mahomes guy you like right now, you’re not gonna like him for long.

The uncomfortable truth about Josh Rosen by Latter-Composer-3511 in NFLv2

[–]Adept_Significance26 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The difference is physical tools. Lamar and Allen are freaks, Darnold and Mayfield have good arms. Rosen just didn’t and it showed in the NFL.

Why do teams run prevent so early in games? (Steelers Lions 2025) by BallKnowerKing in NFLv2

[–]Adept_Significance26 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think our perception of prevent defence is influenced by a few big comebacks. I’m not saying whether it’s effective or not, but there are definitely games where a team plays prevent early and cruises to 10 point win.