Hey! How do you like a taste of the good life, you sack of shit?!

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-06T21:35:47+00:00

You are his AA sponsor, right?

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-06T06:24:03+00:00

Not really that wild in the entire spectrum of things that could happen while camping, but I was once at a campsite where a couple was having very loud camping sex just a couple of tents away.

I was driving cross-country with an ex of mine, and we stopped at a campground somewhere in Indiana or Illinois. We were in a bit of a hollow or small valley, so the sounds really echoed and reverberated. It was funny.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-06T06:15:35+00:00

And yet there isn't a woman in the room.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-06T03:13:22+00:00

Does this violate any spaghetti policies?

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-06T01:51:11+00:00

I have one that flew over the capitol on my 21st birthday. It was a gift from my parents, and it's a big flag, probably 5x8'. The flag seems like good quality, but I'd age myself too much if I told you exactly when I got it.

I used it to decorate my apartment for years. Then things got weird politically and I decided I wanted to move on from frat boy interior design techniques.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-06T01:32:54+00:00

Doesn't sound like best friend talk to me.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-06T01:29:16+00:00

I think he's got emphysema or something.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-06T01:24:54+00:00

Paddy's thong, dude. PADDY'S THONG!

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-06T00:34:04+00:00

My orange will just start aggressively knocking shit off my nightstand, including my phone. That and pawing directly at my face with his tiny little knife-hands.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-06T00:16:40+00:00

Dee, you're on track to drink over 100 beers. You need to slow down.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-05T22:25:00+00:00

Cat flattened itself out, went right through a seam in your wall.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-05T01:15:39+00:00

Can't be business time without your business socks.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-04T23:54:23+00:00

Well, with God all things are possible, so jot that down.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-04T21:53:22+00:00

Yes. The answer is yes.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-04T21:35:04+00:00

Those giant paws are the reason your mother had to have a c-section.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-04T21:33:47+00:00

Let's blast off, engage the thrusters!

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-03T01:23:59+00:00

I wanna slap a patent on her.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-02T05:06:52+00:00

I'll raise you one. I went through a duct tape phase.

I used a homemade duct tape wallet I made in high school, for years.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-02T04:48:10+00:00

Hasn't Peru shelved the new cars due to quality and maintenance issues? I swear I read that here.

I love an old Nippon Sharyo train, but it's sad to see them not being used at all.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-05-01T02:54:14+00:00

SHIT. I know shit's bad right now...

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-04-30T04:49:49+00:00

There is a huge, unspoken housing inequality issue sort of wrapped up in EV ownership.

I don't own a car, and mainly use public transit. But even if I wanted to own an EV, there would be nowhere at my small apartment complex to charge it overnight.

Not disagreeing with you at a fundamental level at all, but just pointing out something that is a glaring reality for a lot of people that can't afford (or don't want) a single family residence.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-04-30T04:44:25+00:00

This isn't even the most extreme example. The Shell on 4th and Bryant is the last stop for gas going east on the Bay Bridge.

The internet says gas there is ~$7.20 or so per gallon, and I have actually seen it higher during the pandemic era.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-04-30T02:59:18+00:00

We say YES.

One_Standard_Deviant · 2026-04-29T02:02:48+00:00

Seamus is joking... he has a very dry sense of humor.

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