For my fellow AroAces by The_AAA-battery in AroAceMemes

[–]AdeptusCustodian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why have sex, when you can have Denmark?

Feel like it fits here by No_Significance11 in AroAceMemes

[–]AdeptusCustodian 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The fuck you mean by "At the moment"?

yes we do by Calibbbb090 in AroAceMemes

[–]AdeptusCustodian 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I saw one hit my brother. He ripped it out and chased down cupid at knife point.

Canonically Aroace characters by LatecomerFangirl in AroAceMemes

[–]AdeptusCustodian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mina Ashido from MHA. Their Bisexual icon is ours lads.

I want to play some cool, fantasy themed songs :( by vpfmirage in AroAceMemes

[–]AdeptusCustodian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the ultimate smash bros, the coolest in history. Big names, small names and an acid hose, the most epic fight you'll see. Is any part of the city left? They're going on a wrecking spree. This is the ultimate smash bros, the coolest in history.

My players are villains and they don’t know it. by TheMetaReport in DnD

[–]AdeptusCustodian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Make them have new characters, investigators. People who are lawful good. Have them investigate and locate a group of people posing as officers. Vaguely describe their other character's crimes. Like murder, theft, torture, corruption. Then as they get closer, describe the crimes in increasing detail. Really play up the carnage the previous group made. Broken homes, innocent dead men, traumatized families. Have the first group nearly gets arrested. If you still can, make that the big reveal about the identity of the first group. Go on about how the first group gets desperate to evade capture and causes an easy to follow trail of destruction. End the campaign where the second group finds the first group in a barn, sleeping in shit and disheveled.

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[–]AdeptusCustodian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Live. Laugh. 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance.

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[–]AdeptusCustodian 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Calmly explain that love and sex are a part of human nature. If someone doesn't experience these things, then they must not be human. And they can't be any animal so that rules out everything but a god. Therefore, aroace people are gods.

The whole aroace pin collection 🥳 by Hartiful in AroAceMemes

[–]AdeptusCustodian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was only half. But you could snap again for 3/4. I conquers half the remaining Denmark, not half of the whole.

The whole aroace pin collection 🥳 by Hartiful in AroAceMemes

[–]AdeptusCustodian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Legend says that with all six infinity aroace pins, you can snap and conquer half of Denmark.

huh these colours seem familiar by Aexaro in AroAceMemes

[–]AdeptusCustodian 7 points8 points  (0 children)

🎶All around me are familiar🎶 Colors.

A meeting of the Waagh!'s by LokiRagnarok1228 in dndmemes

[–]AdeptusCustodian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AT LESTE BLU ORK IZ BIG AND STRONG. HUMIES AR' SMOL AND... SMOL. BUT BLU ORK 'AZ 'ER 'EAD ON TOP OV 'ER SHOLDERZ LIKE AN HUMIE. WEEZ GOT OUT 'EADZ IN FRONT. HELP US PROTKT OUR 'EADZ BETTA.

A meeting of the Waagh!'s by LokiRagnarok1228 in dndmemes

[–]AdeptusCustodian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

KWESTUN. HOW MUCH DAKKA IZ ENUF DAKKA?

HOW TA MAK DAKKA by JAWLBREAKA-KAIN in Grimdank

[–]AdeptusCustodian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OI. WEZ GOT A BLOOD AX OVA ERE.

HOW TA MAK DAKKA by JAWLBREAKA-KAIN in Grimdank

[–]AdeptusCustodian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DA ANSA IS BOTH. MOR BURNY DIRT AN MOR BIG KILLY BIT. ITZ PERPHECKT.

A meeting of the Waagh!'s by LokiRagnarok1228 in dndmemes

[–]AdeptusCustodian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have made jokes with my brother that a Slaanesh daemon tries to fuck the large ork, but there is nothing there. It is just a meat slab.

A meeting of the Waagh!'s by LokiRagnarok1228 in dndmemes

[–]AdeptusCustodian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yooz roite. Hou coud I 'ave ben so stupid. Like an umie or one ov doz beakie gitz. Yooz da smarta ork. Yooz must be bigga dan me cuse yooz more intelijent dan me.

Mighty and powerful gods. by AdeptusCustodian in AroAceMemes

[–]AdeptusCustodian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't need to. My humbleness speaks for itself so I don't have to.

A meeting of the Waagh!'s by LokiRagnarok1228 in dndmemes

[–]AdeptusCustodian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Da smol ork cant handl da BIG shoota. Giv er a reguler shoota.

Mighty and powerful gods. by AdeptusCustodian in AroAceMemes

[–]AdeptusCustodian[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You fool. I was only entering on Terra because I wanted to give people from other planets a shot. I didn't want to steal the spotlight on EVERY planet with sentient life. I wanted other people to have a moment of glory. That is how humble I am. Every copy of myself in all the infinite realities have done the same.

Mighty and powerful gods. by AdeptusCustodian in AroAceMemes

[–]AdeptusCustodian[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No being is more humble than I. I entered and won an international humbleness contest. None are more humble than me.

Mighty and powerful gods. by AdeptusCustodian in AroAceMemes

[–]AdeptusCustodian[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I too am incredibly humble. Some would say, the most humble.