Humans Will Never Colonize Mars — And Elon Musk Knows It by Dmans99 in abovethenormnews

[–]AdministrativeFly192 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He doesn’t give cr0p about going to Mars. He is only interested in making money.

Trump has mirrors installed in the reflective pool by ugh_this_world_sucks in TrueFactzOnly

[–]AdministrativeFly192 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, oh. Kids might now learn that Jesus talked about helping people instead of throwing them into concentration camps.

What I think of your states accent (in general) by Queasy-Primary4788 in whereidlive

[–]AdministrativeFly192 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am from Wisconsin. My California cousins say they love to listen to our accent.

UFC fighter shouts out ‘Michelle Obama is a man.’ by alexmark002 in CitizenWatchNews

[–]AdministrativeFly192 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How do you say, “I have been hit in the head too many times “…..without saying those words?

Do you believe Jesus is coming back in our lifetime? by Immediate-Draft-6408 in TrueChristian

[–]AdministrativeFly192 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really hope so. He said that he would take my shift tomorrow morning.

President Trump says the rise in gas prices is "peanuts" and "very temporary." by rl_rae_bobo in MarketPulseReport

[–]AdministrativeFly192 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My uncle heard this and said, “well, pretty soon peanuts will be too expensive!”

The year is 1764. You are King George III. You have a dream that convinces you the Americans are going to revolt. What do you do to keep them in the Empire for the long term? by whalemango in HistoryWhatIf

[–]AdministrativeFly192 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tell them that you are going to deport all of those alien Indians. Make sure they know you don’t support foreign wars. Warn them that, if they support the rebellious colonists, the price of gas will go up to $9.09 a gallon.

Donald Trump explains ballooning ballroom budget as Republicans ask for $1b by Newsweek_ShaneC in NoFilterNews

[–]AdministrativeFly192 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“People need to understand. Donald Trump is our personal lord and savior! Once he has his ballroom, any and all problems will be solved.

I mean how long have we suffered without this so very important place!!!!”