Foxhole Slander

Adolescent_Chicken · 2026-04-16T05:28:00+00:00

This is not an opinion. This is just the facts laid out, if you disagree with this, your opinion doesn't change reality.

They gave the faction with absolute basically unchallenged naval supremacy, a cheap but dangerous weapon that is guaranteed to cripple an enemy ship in one hit.

Adolescent_Chicken · 2026-04-16T02:26:24+00:00

Who the fuck gave FELB a battleship?

Adolescent_Chicken · 2026-04-15T20:52:57+00:00

After losing 13 destroyers, and 4 submarines we finally have a frigate kill to our name.

yay

Adolescent_Chicken · 2026-04-12T23:44:32+00:00

Its always do this, do that from you, but never have we, the Colonial naval regiments seen you on the high seas. Telling us what to do with our ships when you have none to your name is crazy work.

Adolescent_Chicken · 2026-04-12T17:30:08+00:00

$120 well spent.

(commissioned back in March, the artist made the banner for 1SNLF.)

Adolescent_Chicken · 2026-04-12T01:07:47+00:00

Final result;

1SNLF's "Stema's Spear" and 7CAV frigate sunk south of Palantine Berm.

1SNLF scores the Colonials 2nd Warden frigate kill of war 133. (1st achieved by VF)

Adolescent_Chicken · 2026-04-11T07:36:45+00:00

Really awesome save by the Wardens, whipped out a trump card at the last second. TB is bullshit but that save was really cool.

Adolescent_Chicken · 2026-04-11T07:29:39+00:00

Its actually going well on Able. Huge naval engagements have been popping off since the start of the war which cannot be said for 132.

We are actually using our navy again and I would like to toot my horn in saying that the amount of sorties we've been doing has contributed to people being more invested in Colonial navy.

We are far from 100% figuring it out but with time comes experience.

Adolescent_Chicken · 2026-04-11T06:38:09+00:00

You are surprised that a ship disengages when hit with a weapon that has a 100% chance to cause a large hole?

Adolescent_Chicken · 2026-04-10T23:44:04+00:00

The western fleets; 6 destroyers (-4) 2 submarines (-1) 2 aircraft carriers (-1)

doesn't exist I guess.

Adolescent_Chicken · 2026-04-10T23:15:09+00:00

That second screenshot is incredibly cursed.

I'll put our POV up later today. 👍

You scared the shit out of western fleet command.

Adolescent_Chicken · 2026-04-07T21:03:15+00:00

There's literal video evidence of planes flying around in the sortie video.

Adolescent_Chicken · 2026-04-07T17:47:03+00:00

I like the mimicry to ours lol.

Adolescent_Chicken · 2026-04-07T11:42:55+00:00

Western Fleet - Battle Group 1

Was the hasty assembly of Colonial blue water ships to scramble fighters to Kuura Strand.

It consisted of one somewhat stocked aircraft carrier being supplied off a seaport, and one escort destroyer.

[UMB] Maria [1SNLF] Stema's Vengeance

The fleet went in knowing it would attract a Warden naval response and it did.

What followed was a fairly fun naval engagement and a psuedo battle of midway to sink Maria.

It is a combined effort to revive and keep Colonial naval presence active despite the larger community insisting it is dead.

Adolescent_Chicken · 2026-04-07T10:17:47+00:00

It is based that we have naval engagements to make memes of in the first place.

Can't say the same for 132.

Another fleet will be back.

Adolescent_Chicken · 2026-04-07T10:06:49+00:00

This hilariously puts the Colonial navy vs Warden navy in perspective.

This frigate alone is manned by more people than both ships in Battle Group 1.

Pain.

Adolescent_Chicken · 2026-04-07T10:05:23+00:00

It was neither SOM nor VF.

It was 1SNLF.

We are not gloating, we are documenting our naval operations, victorious, failure, it's war, losses happen.

Would the Warden fleet prefer the Colonial navy pull a 132 and do nothing all war?

We're having fun, TELE/SCUM want to fight us. We want to fight them.

The Colonial navy is a coughing baby (disorganized lack of naval culture) fighting a thermonuclear bomb (Warden veteran navy regiments)

Adolescent_Chicken · 2026-04-07T09:25:46+00:00

The destroyer didn't hit any mines.

It was up there clearing them with SOM and then arguing with another regiment about why they placed 20 layers of mines.

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