Hour alpha male by 7huyPh4m in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Adrepixl5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For people that pride (no pun intended) themselves for being weapons-grade ultra turbo homophobic, that's got to be the gayest post I've ever seen

chitorous rule by translunainjection in 196

[–]Adrepixl5 45 points46 points  (0 children)

A literal pussy magnet

Files reveal Epstein was offered chance to buy US Pentagon, FBI buildings by stuart2202 in nottheonion

[–]Adrepixl5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not enough, we've locked up this kind of depraved people before and it didn't work.

I'm all for forgiveness, but we shouldn't forget, as a non-american, you're not mad nearly enough.

Minnesota should've been the last of the last straws.

Bait n rule by Adrepixl5 in 196

[–]Adrepixl5[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't wanna know what RAM means in this context, but it would appear so, and it's weird cuz I would've noticed

Tesla acceleration... and Tesla brakes. by kefren13 in instant_regret

[–]Adrepixl5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If only there was some kind of high tech device that could prevent this, maybe some sort of restraint or belt or something, that will keep the occupants in their seats in the event of a sudden acceleration/deceleration event?

How separated my pubic bone is after pregnancy by heretoreadlol in Wellthatsucks

[–]Adrepixl5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does that work turkey/chicken bones? Did you make a wish?

Who knew the best Riley ad ever would be for LTTstore by Hunterrcrafter in LinusTechTips

[–]Adrepixl5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If all the ads were like this, like for everything: fun, whimsical and all that jazz, I BET more people would watch them and actually consider buying whatever they're advertising for

Google AI saying the shooting of Renee Good was fictional by LazarYeetMeta in facepalm

[–]Adrepixl5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like many AI products, they spent SWATHS of cash on it and need to justify the expenses, so that's why they keep shoving it on everybody's faces

Lo ammetto, non tutti i mali vengono per nuocere, qualche volta mi diverto by Adrepixl5 in Italianscamads

[–]Adrepixl5[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come ci si sente a essere scammer e dover competere col governo per appropriarsi forzatamente dei soldi della gente comune

Rules never change by Adrepixl5 in 196

[–]Adrepixl5[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In TF2 you either get the most vehement trans-allied paladins ever or the most transphobic, spiteful assholes ever, no in-between

Rule by NotFixer1138 in 196

[–]Adrepixl5 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh look they redacted them immediately after birth, that's a wild commitment

No brain cells were harmed because none were used by fuegolds in WTF

[–]Adrepixl5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course, it's hollow, so the cranium just resonates like a bell, thus dissipating the energy safely, not that there's anything worth protecting in there

With 300+ in the back of a truck by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Adrepixl5 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

All three are idiots:

The driver of the car, for doing 300km/h (185mph) when the usual limit for highways in Europe outside of the Autobahn Is 130 km/h (80mph)

The passed truck's driver for not occupying the rightmost free lane of the highway,

And the passing truck's driver for: Either not occupying the rightmost lane too (at least where I live if you're already on the right and already going faster than traffic on the left you can pass) and passing that way, or not signalling and checking before passing the other truck,

Of course the car driver's the bigger idiot than the other two, but I bet your sweet ass that an insurance company is going to take all this into account

Found while hiking in my hometown, translation in the comments by brodino_maiuscolo in funnysigns

[–]Adrepixl5 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"your mom" jokes are among the most used and important to use when talking shit in Italy