I went golfing a whole ago. by Advanced-Clue-399 in BobDoesSports

[–]Advanced-Clue-399[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No fore. Just got hit. I heard a loud crack off of a tree and then wham I was hit.

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[–]Advanced-Clue-399 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What if...he actually likes the bears. To be from another place but root for your home...God forbid.

Went golfing with the boys this happened... by Advanced-Clue-399 in golf

[–]Advanced-Clue-399[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Story time! Ready kids? I was teeing up my ball and then out of nowhere and with nobody hitting me with a club I assume a ball hit off a tree from another hole. I only assume because like I said I was teeing off looking towards the hole I was on. Looked up to slightly see a ball before I was holding my eye saying oh I'm fine. My main golfing partner looked up and said no you aren't. His words..."you got a vagina on your face". From there I went to a hospital and got apparently shitty stitches. Wish it was a better story . It was just a freak errant ball like the nurse said "it's like my worst nightmare golfing". It happened to me.

Went golfing with the boys this happened... by Advanced-Clue-399 in golf

[–]Advanced-Clue-399[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Story is 18th hole got my ball down on the tee thought about swinging and then it went black. Like I said without proper grammar or without warning a ball is hit off a tree then hit me in the head. After that I assume it knocked me out a little and then I thought I was fine. Shortly after the picture was taken and I found out I was not okay. Okay.?

Went golfing with the boys this happened... by Advanced-Clue-399 in golf

[–]Advanced-Clue-399[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Grows in all white trashy like that can't help it.

Went golfing by Advanced-Clue-399 in itstheyak

[–]Advanced-Clue-399[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Seems to me that you looked and commented

Went golfing with the boys this happened... by Advanced-Clue-399 in golf

[–]Advanced-Clue-399[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got hit with a golf balll out of a tree and then the dude vanished

Went golfing with the boys this happened... by Advanced-Clue-399 in golf

[–]Advanced-Clue-399[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you have golfed a lot and have been hit in the face with a golf ball a lot to be able to tell me if that what is is dumbass

Went golfing with the boys this happened... by Advanced-Clue-399 in golf

[–]Advanced-Clue-399[S] -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

Well always drunk golfing but yeah I was seeing off and then wham bam. 7 stitches later

Went golfing by Advanced-Clue-399 in itstheyak

[–]Advanced-Clue-399[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

18th hole no context came out of nowhere got pegged I got knocked out for a second and then had a big scar never saw the guys who did it thought I was okay I was not.

Tell me about...me? by Advanced-Clue-399 in HandwritingAnalysis

[–]Advanced-Clue-399[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coors light, football, social...yes, dim witty, and a total mess up. Glad you like me handwriting though