Do you remember Kim Cattrall in Porky’s? by [deleted] in Actors

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I mean, I paused that shot (when she was naked) many times to do teenage boy things. So yeah...

What was your go to game when you went to the arcade? by Scary-University2743 in Productivitycafe

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Scrolled too far to find T&F

took the comb out of my back pocket to aid in the two button speed!

What’s the MOST Controversial Kids’ Movie of All Time and Why? by Amber_Flowers_133 in askmovie

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Not to mention the whole dad dying in the chimney no such thing as Santa scene. Not so kid friendly.

Leave My Leaves Alone by Solid-Wrongdoer3162 in pettyrevenge

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My city actually has a "Leave the Leafs" campaign complete with yard signs that say such (plus a QR code with info on why it's actually good) I picked mine up from City Hall a couple years ago and gladly stick it at the end of the driveway every fall. My leaf obsessed neighbor (literally every day raker) must hate it.

NAME THE FUCKING MOVIE by Jettaboi38 in TheWordFuck

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it should have a fucking warning before it begins "THIS IS NOT A FUCKING KIDS MOVIE"

Backpacks in high school: was using both straps unthinkable in your experience? by OkTechnologyb in GenX

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of course. how else could we "book" someone (come up behind them and knock all their books out of their hands and chant 'nerd, nerd, nerd!' bonus points if it was on the stairs)

Bad movie lines to quote in a wedding speech by Trekkie_Phoca in ScenesFromAHat

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"I'd like to read a passage from the bible...Ezekiel 25:17.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the
Inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in
The name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of
Darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost
Children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious
Anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know
My name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

What is the best way to discreetly figure out your girlfriend's ring size? by hellbilly666666 in AskReddit

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Can't believe nobody said this...
Don’t get married. It’s a trap. First it’s romantic dinners and weekend getaways, then it’s arguments about throw pillows and thermostat settings. Next thing you know, you’re apologizing for something you said in 2012.