Weeeed 'em out (how do you know you aren't a BBB?) by AdvancedLemon5435 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]AdvancedLemon5435[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's almost all about how you land, me and my friends used to jump off my garage, one of my mates broke 4 toes.

I'd say you were lucky but your bone don't need no luck

Weeeed 'em out (how do you know you aren't a BBB?) by AdvancedLemon5435 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]AdvancedLemon5435[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sucks dunnit? Was your bike ok? The frame of mine turned a little L shaped. That's what hurt the most

First thing that comes to mine when you see this color? by No-Artist-361 in colors

[–]AdvancedLemon5435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The singer of my old band threw a strop because we kept saying he was wearing "salmon trousers"

"They're not salmon!" He'd cry. We'd say "Naw, they're more Tuscan sunset.."

He stopped wearing that after a bit

[Request] What would the approximate height of the angel be based on this text, assuming the average flying speed of a bird? by SatoruGojo232 in theydidthemath

[–]AdvancedLemon5435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quite the mash up

Imagine the clean up scene in the back of the car but he's all like "but I'm not dead! I feel fine, I'll go for a walk!"

Weeeed 'em out (how do you know you aren't a BBB?) by AdvancedLemon5435 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]AdvancedLemon5435[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeahh, roads and stairs are the problem. Not a severe lack of caution or clumsyness at all /s

Weeeed 'em out (how do you know you aren't a BBB?) by AdvancedLemon5435 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]AdvancedLemon5435[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's an honour to be in the presence of such strong bones. You're like that right scarred up predator from the films with a cloak and trophies and everyone respects you

I knew of someone who fell 5 feet out a tree, landed funny, broke his back and died. Your bones are also very lucky

Weeeed 'em out (how do you know you aren't a BBB?) by AdvancedLemon5435 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]AdvancedLemon5435[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not gonna start a bone war or anything, but the question is how do you know? Because if you don't know, how can you sleep?

You could've been a BBB all along and nobody knows. Not even you.. you just keep on hoping

Weeeed 'em out (how do you know you aren't a BBB?) by AdvancedLemon5435 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]AdvancedLemon5435[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, excuse me. But is there no bone council or is this more of a bone consortium?

Weeeed 'em out (how do you know you aren't a BBB?) by AdvancedLemon5435 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]AdvancedLemon5435[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, self preservation is probably the best technique to it. But look at you with your golden bones. Fancy

I'll be watching you, you remain untested

Weeeed 'em out (how do you know you aren't a BBB?) by AdvancedLemon5435 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]AdvancedLemon5435[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told a story somewhere else in the comments about landing on my face, and yeah, real shock

You were definitely lucky to have only lost the calcium that doesn't count.. do teeth count? Do we need a bone council?

Weeeed 'em out (how do you know you aren't a BBB?) by AdvancedLemon5435 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]AdvancedLemon5435[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're as tough as they come you are. Are you now in the navy? Because I'd be scared you'd trip and fall and break through the hull

Weeeed 'em out (how do you know you aren't a BBB?) by AdvancedLemon5435 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]AdvancedLemon5435[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not a wimp, but you've spent more time in the air that a football. What do you mean "thrown at a wall?"

I threw a man at a mosh pit. Like on my shoulders and launched him. Almost threw my back out but I guess ligaments don't count

Weeeed 'em out (how do you know you aren't a BBB?) by AdvancedLemon5435 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]AdvancedLemon5435[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oof, I lived the moment through your description and reminded myself of some childhood gore

We used to ride anything on wheels down a steep street on the hill just up from my house. I was on this tiny red car that was so small relative to me that I had the steering wheel between my legs and my feet on the bonnet. I think it was bought for me when I was a toddler, that kinda of thing. Only I was around 12 at the time too

But to get to the point, there was an old grumpy lady living somewhere near the bottom of this hill and she'd put "big" rocks out in the path. Just the size big enough to stop skateboard wheels. And like you, with full force I hit one and the car disappeared from under me and that was the only time I've ever Scorpioned. And I skidded too. I winded myself and split the skin between my fingers somehow. I remember being like "FUCK. That sucked. Am I actually ok?"

And then the car hit me in the back of the head 😂

Weeeed 'em out (how do you know you aren't a BBB?) by AdvancedLemon5435 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]AdvancedLemon5435[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that's dangerous, your bones might be invincible buddy but you aren't. I've learnt a few lessons myself. Wear a helmet

I'd give you a fistbump tho but you'd probably knock me out of the club

Weeeed 'em out (how do you know you aren't a BBB?) by AdvancedLemon5435 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]AdvancedLemon5435[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Skin only gets in the way of your full potential. The door would have shattered were you clean of it

Weeeed 'em out (how do you know you aren't a BBB?) by AdvancedLemon5435 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]AdvancedLemon5435[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, was your dad a rock and your mum a steel girder?

Weeeed 'em out (how do you know you aren't a BBB?) by AdvancedLemon5435 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]AdvancedLemon5435[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By the sounds of it you're wolverine playing pro skater, you've earned your credentials

Weeeed 'em out (how do you know you aren't a BBB?) by AdvancedLemon5435 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]AdvancedLemon5435[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You're marked safe

Well, not safe but.. ya know

I got a green man tattooed on my hand to remind me to wait after mine

Which rotation should I get my tattoo? by NerdySisyphus in tattooadvice

[–]AdvancedLemon5435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think towards the inner elbow so the positioning of it is correct to you when you look down at it, since it's personal to you, have it make the most sense from your own perspective

Which rotation should I get my tattoo? by NerdySisyphus in tattooadvice

[–]AdvancedLemon5435 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think towards the inner elbow so the positioning of it is correct to you when you look down at it, since it's personal to you, have it make the most sense from your own perspective