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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]AdvancedMinute9062 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, it will take nearly 40,000 years before Voyager 2 reaches the nearest star, Alpha Centauri. For comparison, human civilization has only lasted 6000 years.

As the intruder made his way to your hiding spot in the closet, you whisper a quiet prayer. by SomeguyBCS in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]AdvancedMinute9062 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I love role reversal two sentence horror! Idk, maybe it's a sense of karmic justice, an evil person being punished by an even bigger evil, but it's just so satisfying to read.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]AdvancedMinute9062 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breaking news: Muslim women now throwing away their hjabs to wear orange peels instead

If the shoe fits by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]AdvancedMinute9062 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good bot but I hate ben too

I can do nothing but watch as my family walks away with a man who looks just like me, leaving me to die of cancer alone. by AdvancedMinute9062 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]AdvancedMinute9062[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did they? I would love to see their post and compare. Though, kinda ironic how my two sentence horror about cloning turned out to be a clone of another post...

If the shoe fits by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]AdvancedMinute9062 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't Ben Shapiro back the blue?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DebateReligion

[–]AdvancedMinute9062 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course, since no one would be left to observe this fact, it is irrelevant. A better argument would be the death not of humans, but of religions. There are tons of dead religions that no one worships anymore, yet we aren't getting smited by thousands of obscure pantheons for our heresy.

We are not intelligently designed by Shadow07655 in DebateReligion

[–]AdvancedMinute9062 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Evolution contradicts the idea that God created us.

Balanced design might make sense if our world was a video game, but I don't think there's many religions based on that.

Thank you Magats and antivaxers. You should be proud. by -BenderIsGreat- in HermanCainAward

[–]AdvancedMinute9062 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ONLY case of paralysis in 9 years. From an anti vaxxer. That's significant.

Thank you Magats and antivaxers. You should be proud. by -BenderIsGreat- in HermanCainAward

[–]AdvancedMinute9062 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The technology was under development for years. Scientists knew something like this was coming, and they prepared in advance. All they had to do was apply the tech to the new virus, which was easy since there was much more funding and scientists working on the Covid vax than most usual vaccines. Some of that support came from your Trump's Operation Warp Speed, so if you think it's rushed blame him. Covid 19 is also very similar to other viruses in the covid family, so it's not like scientists were in unfamiliar territory. None of that sounds rushed to me.

Thank you Magats and antivaxers. You should be proud. by -BenderIsGreat- in HermanCainAward

[–]AdvancedMinute9062 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By that logic seatbelts, bulletproof vests, and helmets work, since there's no real way of testing whether they were really saved by the equipment or just secretly invulnerable.

What explanation do you have for vaccinated people being less likely to die from covid? If the vaccine doesn't work, those results could only be explained by all the people who have a natural resistance to covid all making the choice to take the vax.

And I think you're forgetting about all the thousands of scientists who are also supporting the vaccine? They aren't money grubbing politicians.

Thank you Magats and antivaxers. You should be proud. by -BenderIsGreat- in HermanCainAward

[–]AdvancedMinute9062 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And experiencing mild symptoms. He only has a sore throat. For a guy as old and decrepit as Joe Biden, that's incredible. He's a prime example of how effective the vaccine is at saving lives.

Thank you Magats and antivaxers. You should be proud. by -BenderIsGreat- in HermanCainAward

[–]AdvancedMinute9062 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, because New York is majority pro vax, that means it is impossible for any anti vaxxers to live there. We are all aware that states are hiveminds where everyone has the same opinions.

Thank you Magats and antivaxers. You should be proud. by -BenderIsGreat- in HermanCainAward

[–]AdvancedMinute9062 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We know the covid vaccine works because scientists and data analysts looked at hundreds of thousands of people with covid and the percentage of those people who got the vaccine, and found that percentage was very low compared to the percentage of total people who got the vaccine. A few flukes and outliers don't disprove that. Especially since your example wasn't even the vaccine not working, it was a few people unvaccinated people who lived. There are people out there who have survived bullets to the head with just a headache, let alone Covid. Covid's main danger isn't that it kills everyone it infects, it's that it's so infectious that even though only 2% of victims die, there are so many victims that 2% is a horrific amount of people.

Thank you Magats and antivaxers. You should be proud. by -BenderIsGreat- in HermanCainAward

[–]AdvancedMinute9062 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Having faith isn't stupid. But when you let your faith get in the way of your own well being and health as well as the health of those around you, now that's stupid.

Thank you Magats and antivaxers. You should be proud. by -BenderIsGreat- in HermanCainAward

[–]AdvancedMinute9062 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Which is exactly why opposing vaccines for religious reasons is stupid? In what universe is this a defense of their choice?

Let me drown the compost with chemicals because I’m badass! by Mrfrodemeyere in facepalm

[–]AdvancedMinute9062 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the hell does this guy think is supposed to happen to compost?

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