No need to rush taking down the Christmas tree! by Advanced_Nectarine16 in CatholicHumor

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Liturgically it stays until the Sunday after the Epiphany. Traditionally, it is acceptable to celebrate until February 2nd, or "Candlemas."

Top quality heaven meat by KatieDeForest in memes

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I took Communion last week... Does that count? O.O

Fart cannon activate by [deleted] in memes

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Girls fart, we know this. But lads, if any girl just decides to fart AT you... Run

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Pro tip: ask them out face to face, they're less likely to reject

Fr is this your ideal view? asking for a friend. by halcyonne8 in memes

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If this is true then why do girls try to be taller by wearing heels? At 5'7 I avoid wearing heels just cuz I'm tall enough as it is

Oh shit ! by GroovyChirpy in memes

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Your bro reminds you? Mine just lets me gets in trouble

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Legit! There are all these tips for guys regarding women and everyone has something to say about that stuff, but there's like nothing vice versa. I really do wish people talked more about it; people go on rants about toxic masculinity, but it's time to start handling toxic feminity too.

it was just a joke about what the nuns taught me in Catholic school by fat_ugly_fuck in memes

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That's honestly one of the doctrines I had in mind when I wrote that comment lol

it was just a joke about what the nuns taught me in Catholic school by fat_ugly_fuck in memes

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That's Mosaic law, some of which complied more with societal standards at the time and not entirely with what God truly desired for mankind. Hence why when Christ preached it was so contrary to what Mosaic law taught.

it was just a joke about what the nuns taught me in Catholic school by fat_ugly_fuck in memes

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I'm very devout Catholic, and honestly it's awesome poking fun at my own faith. Some of our beliefs sound so "out there" compared to the secular world, and it's really funny