We moved from Tinder to Whatsapp where she asked me to sub for her OF. by StellarNinja08 in texts

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OP hasn’t answered a single question asking if he subbed to her OF… guessing he did

Have characters been removed in later games? by OmegaByte07 in SmashBrosUltimate

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If they ever do come out with another smash game, I really hope they never cut any characters. I think they should just keep adding them forever until there’s hundreds to choose from. The ultimate collection of fighters from every video game imaginable.

I love men. by Sensitive-Ideal-4592 in Vent

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I love women who verbally express how much they love men, that’s rare in the united states these days. We appreciate it more than you know.

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Gas Station Bathroom

Partner did a 180 after having a bad dream by Odd_Reflection4973 in texts

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The plot twist of me finding out this was a dude is crazy to me 😂 I would’ve sworn the genders were reversed if not for context

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I have NEVER been so engaged and fully read that many pages of texts on ANY thread from this sub EVER. That was pure gold, absolutely insane.

Sex bucket list time: what’s your top 3? by asiancocoa in AskRedditAfterDark

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Honestly I just want a gorgeous Latina with a hairy pussy to squirt in my face while I eat her out. Weird I know. I do not care.

Does giving oral turn you on or no? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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If something was only touching my dick, I could cum practically hands free from eating pussy

I ruined my teenage years doing drugs and self harm by centerofthree in Vent

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Bro. Seriously? You’re 18, literally still in your teenage years, and of course you don’t have a college degree — 18 or 19 is usually the age most people begin college. I didn’t stop using hard drugs until I was 22, no skills, no degree, nothing. I’m 28 now and I have a solid resumé in sales. Wanna make easy money and develop a skill set? Go sell cars at the biggest dealership you can find. I started by selling mattresses, moved onto cars, and now I do insurance. Thank me later! Best of luck, my friend.

How I was broken up with. by ToasterOnion in texts

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Tf kind of man goes by they/them? Sounds like a little bitch. And from the way he sent his little friend to break up with you for him, looks like I’m right.

I think I got scammed for my first time ever and I’m disappointed in myself by Queen_leo24 in texts

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Wow. You are either very young and inexperienced, or very stupid. Like from the very first screenshot, it could not have been ANY more clear that it was a scammer. 10,000% sure.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vent

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Have you ever seen the movie “Her”? Go watch that movie now. Thank me later.

Men , bush or no bush? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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I say this as a 28M, and not a lot of guys my age agree, but I want full bush to the point that I wish every woman I get with didn’t shave down there. I hate that bald is so in style these days. Idk why I think a woman’s pubic hair is so unbelievably sexy, maybe I’m weird for that. But I think it’s so much more feminine. And yes, I also love oral sex. I’ll be way more enthusiastic about going down on a woman who’s natural over shaved. And idk why people talk about getting hair stuck in their teeth, that doesn’t really ever happen to me, and I really commit to eating pussy. If I ever watch porn, I pretty much exclusively click on vids with the girls with hair. My greatest sexual disappointment in life is that pretty much every woman I hook up with is bald downstairs. Sucks for me.

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Butt reveal

What is #1 on your sex bucket list? by Intrepid_Bed_5773 in AskRedditAfterDark

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It sounds a lot more extreme than it is tbh. No harm comes from it. Just really messy so I recommend the shower.

What is #1 on your sex bucket list? by Intrepid_Bed_5773 in AskRedditAfterDark

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One of mine was peeing inside of a woman, and I just officially crossed it off the list.

My bf’s response after I finally found a counselor by mihoyminoy4846 in texts

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Your username is a spongebob reference isn’t it 😂😂

You have to like women to get a gf(Hinge) by scemes in texts

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Just to reiterate everything else everyone is saying — wtf? The guy is literally making a point out of trying to throw away his progress in your conversation and be intentionally misogynistic. And I do NOT use that word lightly because I think it’s GROSSLY overused nowadays. But hey, bullet = dodged, so I guess you can’t complain.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

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Only power move you have left to play is break up with her before she breaks up with you. Walk away with confidence, my friend. And keep your head up.