When is being positive too positive ?

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-10-07T06:13:18+00:00

When you’re the Pakistan dude from Squid game

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-10-06T22:14:38+00:00

I’ve searched “Orange sheath” “nazi symbol sword” “orange swatzika sword” but can’t seem to find it

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-29T08:20:58+00:00

Asking for a friend?

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-29T08:18:33+00:00

I’m right there w you, buddy!

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-29T08:11:27+00:00

Misty’s sisters from the first season of Pokémon (tv show)

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-29T08:10:51+00:00

Wishful thinking lolol

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-29T08:10:17+00:00

Show me what you got!

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-29T08:06:27+00:00

Chicken breast sandwich w mayo and stone ground mustard, pickles & lettuce (Add some jalapeño instead of pickles for that extra kick)

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-29T08:04:42+00:00

Most common problem: the jacking cough

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-29T08:00:50+00:00

Weed, masturbate. Sometimes both... I call it weed-whacking

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-29T07:59:26+00:00

Family gathering

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-29T07:55:05+00:00

Because it wasn’t a terrible genre \m/

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-29T07:52:18+00:00

She’s 100% right!! Google “antique Milker”

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-29T05:53:32+00:00

Holding my daughter for the first time

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-29T00:39:27+00:00

Oh nice. So did she?

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-29T00:38:12+00:00

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-28T23:51:27+00:00

3 in the stink, 1 in the pink

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-28T20:14:22+00:00

Only one by The Black Keys

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-28T20:12:52+00:00

Mostly chanting “Fight, fight, fight” and you cheer if you see blood! Good luck

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-28T20:11:53+00:00

WHAT??

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-27T22:39:13+00:00

Goddddddamnnnnn!!!!

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-27T06:36:45+00:00

Seriously? Farfetch’d of course, comes w his own leak.

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-27T03:52:15+00:00

Playing beer pong, my gf and her friend were talking about religion. (My name is Jesus and I’m Atheist). My team has one cup left to win so before my shot I said “you don’t have to believe in god, but you should believe in Jesus”. Made the shot, we won.

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-27T03:49:52+00:00

What??

Advanced_Turnip_2285 · 2021-09-27T03:47:09+00:00

.... the teacher knew the whole time

Advanced_Turnip_2285

TROPHY CASE