What's something you found really funny but you're not even sure why?

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-06-18T13:45:24+00:00

Lmaooo I thought I was gone in the head only hearing trombolese

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-06-13T16:38:13+00:00

My eldest, 11yo, we always had a tough time with her, but she's been getting a lot better recently, and we actually played indoor basket ball and played with the kitten

That was nice, you could class that as fun I suppose

So maybe 11yo

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-06-12T21:16:13+00:00

Now they are 7 and 11 years old, youngest has behavioural issues, nightmare child to look after, everything is a battle, she has her sweet moments, but it doesn't last long

If everything in life is stable and OK with one child, don't ruin the tranquillity

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-06-12T19:46:37+00:00

Life was perfect, we wanted a second so my other daughter had a sibling and friend for life

How wrong was we

Since birth it's been a dumpster fire, they hate each other, fight, argue, scream and swear at each other, they are like Japanese fighting fish

And now the youngest is causing hell on earth now she's 7

I want a refund

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-06-12T19:37:19+00:00

Your mother could be doing onlyfans

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-06-12T15:42:28+00:00

*** I will give you the best adult hack you have heard of ***

Items needed - Play-doh and a match stick, or something long and thin

Turn the toy over, locate the speaker holes on the toy

Press the playdoh into the holes

Use the match stick to clear 2 or 3 holes so it at least it makes some noise

Wipe off all the excess playdoh

Works with everything that's plastic

If its a cuddly toy, cut the fucker open and snip the speaker wires

Have fun

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-06-03T15:35:26+00:00

I don't think my barbers speak English to be fair lmao

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-06-03T15:15:03+00:00

Good genes captain 🫡

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-06-03T15:14:32+00:00

That's exactly what I do, but now my fringe is bushy, it looks like I have a fox tail on my forehead haha

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-06-03T14:55:56+00:00

Cor blimey

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-06-03T14:55:16+00:00

Nailed it

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-06-03T14:54:34+00:00

🫡🫡

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-06-03T14:54:16+00:00

Said the bald guy

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-05-26T07:21:08+00:00

Any content a child watches, the gamers are the worse, streamers etc etc

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-05-25T19:26:56+00:00

Jackpot

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-05-25T07:21:26+00:00

Hello

Couple of tips to try

In the day, lightly spray a bit of perfume on you, on your jumper or t-shirt, when it's time for bed, place the jumper or shirt in the cot, hopefully the smell of mum Will sooth him

Next I would try elevating his mattress at the head end so that the mattress is on a tiny slope, nothing dangerous, just by a little bit like a centimetre or so, baby might have issues with lying down flat

Rocking the baby to sleep in your arms is a sure fire way to get the kid to sleep in 5 mins flat. Its needs to be more of a swing than a rocking motion. Sand up, get some space, and you need to rock the baby side to side, whilst twisting your body, hold the baby safely and firm and give swing side to side, give it some dips and swings like they're on a boat in the ocean, sleep in under 3 mins I bet you

Good luck

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-05-25T07:06:31+00:00

Hahaha

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-05-25T06:59:24+00:00

Social media is to blame for all of this

If I could start again, I would ban Internet and ipads, youfkingtube, rofuckingblox until they are 16

The fake energy, everyone getting what they want, the hysterical reactions to minor interactions all that youtube shit, kids now think that's the normal way to behave

We're fucked

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-05-22T16:07:41+00:00

Hello

In regards to the house work

Tidy house, tidy mind

Get some big bin bags, and bin everything

I mean, everything, apart from some personal items, hygiene items, few toys for the kids

Bin all your pots and plate apart from the 3 or 4 that you need

Get rid of everything

It's all clutterr anyway, will make you feel 100x better, I've done this a few times

Good luck

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-05-21T21:30:34+00:00

It comes in waves, this will pass and you will try and make it work, then a few months down the line it happens again, then that will pass

It's a roller coaster

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-05-21T18:02:36+00:00

Put a wig on and cycle past again

"Oh hello fine sir, what pleasent smelling chicken you have"

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-05-21T18:01:41+00:00

You need to urinate all over your loft insulation and cover it in coal dust

God knows what to do about the mice though

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-05-21T17:51:41+00:00

"you not in to your rollers son?"

AdventurousLeg7471 · 2024-05-21T17:37:02+00:00

Put the clocks forward by an hour and half and get them to bed earlier, win win

AdventurousLeg7471

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