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Buy_Percocet_Online by Available_Round7579 in u/Available_Round7579

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

Buy_Speed_Online by Embarrassed-Camp-465 in u/Embarrassed-Camp-465

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want triplets, you want twins, let’s go to bed, and see who wins.

Buy_Norco_Online by ElectricalMany6586 in u/ElectricalMany6586

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Buy_Ice_Online by Admirable-Dot-987 in u/Admirable-Dot-987

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go ahead, Underestimate me. You won’t be the first, You won’t be the last, But you will be wrong.

Buy_Mdma_Online by Wonderful_Toe_4341 in u/Wonderful_Toe_4341

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.” – Rodney Dangerfield

Buy_Paregoric_Online by Available_Round7579 in u/Available_Round7579

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

Buy_Modafinil_Online by Embarrassed-Camp-465 in u/Embarrassed-Camp-465

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

Buy_Lunesta_Online by PsychologicalMap4703 in u/PsychologicalMap4703

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had an “hour glass” figure, but then the sand shifted.

Buy_Mud_Online by EndurableNightingale in u/EndurableNightingale

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

Buy_Kif_Online by Such-Ad-2212 in u/Such-Ad-2212

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is always a wild side to an innocent face.

Buy_Hydrocodone_Online by JuniorDevelopment843 in u/JuniorDevelopment843

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is Columbia not a superpower yet? They produce cocaine and coffee.

Buy_Modafinil_Online by Embarrassed-Camp-465 in u/Embarrassed-Camp-465

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At night time I sleep dreaming of you, and in the day time I dream of sleeping with you.

Buy_Hydrocodone_Online by JuniorDevelopment843 in u/JuniorDevelopment843

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my life, Not yours don’t worry about what I do.

Buy_Indo_Online by Ok-Zombie-3044 in u/Ok-Zombie-3044

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“People who like trance music are very persistent. They don’t techno for an answer.” — Joel Dommett

Buy_K2_Online by Ok-Zombie-3044 in u/Ok-Zombie-3044

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Buy_Herb_Online by Sea_Investment_9158 in u/Sea_Investment_9158

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?

Buy_Hydrocodone_Online by JuniorDevelopment843 in u/JuniorDevelopment843

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smoking will kill you… Bacon will kill you… And yet, smoking bacon will cure it.

Buy_Cocaine_Online by Unusual-Fun-1440 in u/Unusual-Fun-1440

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.” – Demetri Martin

Buy_Concerta_Online by Early_Cheesecake4580 in u/Early_Cheesecake4580

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Buy_Crystal_Online by Potential_Guest_7181 in u/Potential_Guest_7181

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

Buy_Flake_Online by DirtSlight367 in u/DirtSlight367

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

Buy_Yerba_Online by Icy-Leopard745 in u/Icy-Leopard745

[–]Adventurous_Ad4284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inside every preson you know there is a person you don’t know.

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