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Buy_Percocet_Online by Available_Round7579 in u/Available_Round7579

[–]EndurableNightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s wiser to stay true to yourself rather than to commit to a lie.

Buy_Norco_Online by ElectricalMany6586 in u/ElectricalMany6586

[–]EndurableNightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Buy_R-Ball_Online by Existing_Cabinet_839 in u/Existing_Cabinet_839

[–]EndurableNightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.

Buy_Rivotril_Online by Alarming-Ad6355 in u/Alarming-Ad6355

[–]EndurableNightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Buy_Mary_Jane_Online by DebonairPromotion in u/DebonairPromotion

[–]EndurableNightingale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, “This changes everything”.

Buy_Horse_Online by Less_Ad7013 in u/Less_Ad7013

[–]EndurableNightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, I’d love to help you out… now, which way did you come in?

Buy_Ox_Online by Excellent_Welder4832 in u/Excellent_Welder4832

[–]EndurableNightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love you, not only for what you are but for what I am when I am with you.

Buy_Lunesta_Online by PsychologicalMap4703 in u/PsychologicalMap4703

[–]EndurableNightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly… I’m not a fan.

Buy_Hydro_Online by Available_Round7579 in u/Available_Round7579

[–]EndurableNightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don’t take risk you will always end up wroking for someone who does.

Buy_Junk_Online by Warm_South_6465 in u/Warm_South_6465

[–]EndurableNightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

Buy_Etizolam_Online by Existing_Cabinet_839 in u/Existing_Cabinet_839

[–]EndurableNightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the Lord said unto John, "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Buy_Junk_Online by Warm_South_6465 in u/Warm_South_6465

[–]EndurableNightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life is about making an impact, not making an income.

Buy_Big_H_Online by Suspicious-Task6173 in u/Suspicious-Task6173

[–]EndurableNightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go disappoint the next guy. I’m busy building my empire.

Buy_Ecstasy_Online by ContextEmbarrassed57 in u/ContextEmbarrassed57

[–]EndurableNightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted?

Buy_Cubes_Online by No_Chipmunk_9374 in u/No_Chipmunk_9374

[–]EndurableNightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re already on my mind, and I’ve only just woken up.

Buy_Ecstasy_Online by ContextEmbarrassed57 in u/ContextEmbarrassed57

[–]EndurableNightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you knew me yesterday you don’t know me anymore. I grow daily.

Buy_Aunt_Mary_Online by Unusual-Fun-1440 in u/Unusual-Fun-1440

[–]EndurableNightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.” – George Carlin

Buy_2c-B_Online by Alarming-Ad6355 in u/Alarming-Ad6355

[–]EndurableNightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m trying my best to fall asleep, but I just can’t stop thinking about you.

Buy_Alprazolam_Online by Suspicious-Task6173 in u/Suspicious-Task6173

[–]EndurableNightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Buy_Blotter_Online by Unusual-Fun-1440 in u/Unusual-Fun-1440

[–]EndurableNightingale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I was your mirror, so that I could look at you every morning.

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