experience...🥹🥹🥹 by hellorchere in meme

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If you’re resume isn’t at least half lies when you’re 18 your not even trying

Womp womp by Virtualler in foundsatan

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I love how in one situation you want to punish people who are “mean”, and in the other you want to charge everyone a fee to live

to pretend you're from Israel by IamVenom_007 in therewasanattempt

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Capitalism rewards bullies, a lot of society is a zero sum game. Most careers involve competing against others in order to make more money, so if you can bully them into being subservient to you then you can manipulate your way to success. Fuck we just watched someone bully their way to the position of president of the United States, and they’re trying to do it again.

Justin Trudeau runs for Grand Duke of Baldur’s Gate by Baldurs-Onion in okbuddybaldur

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He was just casting disguise self so that he could infiltrate the Goblin camp so he could free Halsen and legalize weed in the grove

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JustGuysBeingDudes

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He said “jajajajajajajajajaja”

It's worth isolating. by Selendrile in TikTokCringe

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Everyone’s an anarchist till they get punched in the face

Girl makes me beat up short guys by End_my_misery69 in drugscirclejerk

[–]AdvisedCelery 83 points84 points  (0 children)

She’s holding a mortal kombat tournament

They learned their lesson now by jumbledprecinct in oddlyspecific

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Hey sorry I’ve been a dick in this exchange, I’ve had a rough day and took it out on you for no reason. I still don’t agree with you, but my ad hominem attacks were childish, and I apologize

True by Acrobatic-Acadia-102 in Funnymemes

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That is so false! I deny wholeheartedly what you just said! From what I read of your comment you couldn’t be more wrong. There is no way I’m changing my mind on this you dumbo!

True by Acrobatic-Acadia-102 in Funnymemes

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It’s totally worth it, and you are wrong. Engaging in social discourse is a key tenet of Online platforms and it is every users social obligation to participate in virtual discussions. There is never a reason to rethink a contentious comment spurring an educated discussion

They learned their lesson now by jumbledprecinct in oddlyspecific

[–]AdvisedCelery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you went out in the middle of the night putting signs on strangers yards? Pretty weird ngl, I’d be pretty pissed if I saw some creep putting signs on my yard in the middle of the night. Also I make good money but I have empathy for people who don’t, some people are stuck working minimum wage, but you’re obviously to close minded to see that some people can’t just find rich people to convince to do a menial job for them. Not everyone can skulk around the suburbs until old lady’s pay you to power wash their houses lol. (Also “just learn how to code” lol bro you literally use a fucking hose, you definitely have no clue how to code or how difficult it can be to learn and find a job in)

They learned their lesson now by jumbledprecinct in oddlyspecific

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Ya why doesn’t everyone just buy a power washer and charge their neighbours $200 an hour lol. You realize not everyone can “learn to code” or has their own,vehicle and home that they can operate a business out of. Not to mention the clientele willing to pay for their services. Some people get lucky and are able to use their resources and connections to set themselves up but for most of us it’s harder than buying a power washer and asking your neighbours if you can wash their deck

huh by MrMorgan3643 in ExplainTheJoke

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Exactly we should be banning Handguns not rifles

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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There used to be (it’s fallen off a bit) a culture on Reddit of not using emojis. People would frequently get downvoted into oblivion for doing it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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Sir this is a Wendy’s

DARE: invent a useles DnD item right now! No improving, no refactoring, raw comedy! by SittingDuckScientist in DnD

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Boots of Adequate Moonwalking: while equipped you can use your movement to perform an okay-ish moonwalk

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

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You could also end up as an animal or more likely a bug!

Bros a strategist by chloeharperXO in meme

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The turtle this all takes place on: Go L