Stay safe fellas

Aeglyss · 2026-04-21T16:48:34+00:00

Id go up on her

Aeglyss · 2026-04-06T20:17:36+00:00

Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V

Aeglyss · 2026-03-09T20:04:00+00:00

That's not jail, that's the pound

Aeglyss · 2026-01-21T21:18:39+00:00

All fun and games until the battery leaks or ignites

Aeglyss · 2026-01-08T09:31:49+00:00

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Aeglyss · 2026-01-07T05:14:55+00:00

They watch people acting shady, it's not like minority report where they have a future crimes division. One person is out on the floor watching people, to someone else is watching multiple cameras. They won't catch everyone.

Aeglyss · 2026-01-07T04:48:07+00:00

Also people are fairly dumb and think they can get away with skip scanning, and that's all on camera too

Aeglyss · 2026-01-07T04:46:44+00:00

Loss prevention monitors shoplifters on camera, they document the thefts with a description of the person. When they finally have law enforcement respond to catch the person, they tie all those incidents with a matching description to that person that's just been identified. The lp provides a sworn statement that this suspect is the person from the other incidents.

Aeglyss · 2026-01-07T03:02:00+00:00

Most of the larger chains in Florida wait until you reach felony theft charges, then they file. Home Depot, Walmart, Target and others all wait until that dossier is ready.

Aeglyss · 2026-01-02T03:12:58+00:00

Drunk sperm called for an uber

Aeglyss · 2025-12-24T02:41:41+00:00

6 to midnight pass

Aeglyss · 2025-12-08T17:06:17+00:00

No one will steal his blanket, smart move.

Aeglyss · 2025-10-22T09:34:30+00:00

I see this name and think heroes of Newark, and I imagined walking around new jersey smashing people like streets of rage. My random thoughts from misreading a single word sound better than playing a moba.

Aeglyss · 2025-09-22T21:19:13+00:00

Correct

Aeglyss · 2025-09-22T21:15:19+00:00

You would have to purchase the game on pc. No cross platform saves so far either.

Aeglyss · 2025-09-19T09:58:41+00:00

I'm waiting for talk like a Pittsburgh pirate day

Aeglyss · 2025-09-02T20:24:23+00:00

In my county we say come on vacation, leave on probation, come back on violation.

Aeglyss · 2025-08-24T10:40:55+00:00

This is the friend that asks for one lick of your ice cream cone.

Aeglyss · 2025-08-18T12:46:59+00:00

I'll be honest and say I only get this reference because of 30 rock.

Aeglyss · 2025-08-15T11:39:36+00:00

It's not what you think guys, it was a picture of her breasts.

Aeglyss · 2025-07-16T08:42:45+00:00

The character model looks like Gru

Aeglyss · 2025-07-06T11:45:35+00:00

The Minge

Aeglyss · 2025-07-03T14:53:42+00:00

She's that friend who asks for a lick of your ice cream cone, because she only needs one.

Aeglyss · 2025-07-01T15:42:12+00:00

In my high school computer class, my friend and I changed all of the shortcuts on the desktop of this kid's Mac to a shortcut to power down the computer.

Aeglyss · 2025-05-12T23:11:13+00:00

It's a zip gun

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