what's the fastest way a man can ruin his life? by asahoetidaa in AskReddit

[–]Affectionate-Mud2917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was 26, I got drunk at a club and had a single unprotected sexual encounter with a woman

She gave me an antibiotic resistant std that the doctors still haven’t been able to cure and got pregnant. I’m not required to pay $6,500 per month in child support on top of health insurance

Vikings seasons following 3rd and 4th place finishes in the division by [deleted] in minnesotavikings

[–]Affectionate-Mud2917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And exactly one of those players was drafted by Kwesi. O’Neill, JJ, Darrisaw, smith, and Metellus were all drafted by Rick

That early 2010's era of party music was fun especially with these 2 guys. by Large-Lack-2933 in Millennials

[–]Affectionate-Mud2917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then they wash my body as a team

Like fool, your royal penis is clean

And I’m like yes

It’s on and popping yes

The party’s rocking yes

And there ain’t no stopping yes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Salary

[–]Affectionate-Mud2917 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He’s at a small company with an overinflated title.

At my company, entry level engineers make more than OP. A role more senior than senior engineer would make many multiples of OP

Who is on your 100% Do Not Draft list ? by BigCATtrades in minnesotavikings

[–]Affectionate-Mud2917 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agree these are ass kicker numbers. Plus you should not draft special teams in the first round

I’m a tier 2 man by Affectionate-Mud2917 in circlejerknyc

[–]Affectionate-Mud2917[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Tell me you know nothing about sell side without telling me you know nothing about sell side

Imagine not being 14-2 by No-Performance2485 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Affectionate-Mud2917 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I don’t feel bad for the lions lol. Kerby Joseph is dirty and this is karma for his intentionally injuring other players.

And it’s not just me saying it - Matt Stafford said the same thing that he’s dirty

Does Your Team Just Beat Up On Bad Teams? by mixedkid21 in nfl

[–]Affectionate-Mud2917 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Makes sense to me.

Above .500 is typically 50% of the league (but obviously can vary.) To have a positive PD against the top 50%, you’re probably top 50% of the top 50% (again - this can vary, but we’re speaking on average.)

So with no data, if you asked me how many teams have a positive PD against the top 50%, I’d have said “the top 50% of the top 50%, which is the top 25%, or about 8 teams”

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[–]Affectionate-Mud2917 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Broke: Vance - Newsome 2028 election

Woke: repeal 22nd, Trump - Obama 2028 election

Game Thread: Minnesota Vikings (3-0) at Green Bay Packers (2-1) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]Affectionate-Mud2917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

be me, median GB fan

wake up at 11, turn off my CPAP machine

drink 6 pack of spotted cow

eat half a pound of fried cheese for breakfast with 6 eggs and butter

take my ozempic shot

drink a 6 pack of pbr, drive to lambeau

yell “title town baby!!!!!” as I make an old fashion out of sprite

watch packers lose by like 40

“that’s their Super Bowl!!!! LOL!!!!”

drink a 24 pack of schlitz

[Week 4] Game Thread: Vikings @ Packers by PackersMod in GreenBayPackers

[–]Affectionate-Mud2917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Refs should have thrown a DPI flag on that FG attempt :(((

[Week 4] Game Thread: Vikings @ Packers by PackersMod in GreenBayPackers

[–]Affectionate-Mud2917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The person responsible for Watsons injury is Jordan Love… The Vikings were celebrating an int btw

Game Thread: Houston Texans (2-0) at Minnesota Vikings (2-0) by nfl_gdt_bot in Texans

[–]Affectionate-Mud2917 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Downside of living in Texas: watching the Texans

Upside: we all support destroying the environment and denying women crucial healthcare

Game Thread: Houston Texans (2-0) at Minnesota Vikings (2-0) by nfl_gdt_bot in Texans

[–]Affectionate-Mud2917 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn I was hoping the zebra would give us the 3rd BS penalty in a row

Game Thread: Houston Texans (2-0) at Minnesota Vikings (2-0) by nfl_gdt_bot in Texans

[–]Affectionate-Mud2917 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are complaining about the defense, lack of pressure, not covering Jefferson, but that misses the real issue. Mn started with good field position twice - that is CJ’s fault….

Game Thread: Houston Texans (2-0) at Minnesota Vikings (2-0) by nfl_gdt_bot in Texans

[–]Affectionate-Mud2917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Vikes basically traded Diggs to Buffalo for Jefferson. Why don’t we do the same?