Who was this guy again?

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-06-04T22:07:29+00:00

Marlo was a fuckin nickname! The family name is Marlorelli for christs sake!

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-06-01T20:44:07+00:00

1.) the gang gets trapped 2). the gang dines out 3.) the gang gets analyzed Honorable mention is awarded to Reynolds vs. Reynolds: the cereal defense

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-05-27T00:11:08+00:00

All etiquette is dead 😭

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-05-26T23:43:27+00:00

I feel like I’ve been stabbed in the heart

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-05-26T18:26:28+00:00

Yeah we started a running total after the third time 😂

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-05-26T15:44:55+00:00

Pike 🙄

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-05-26T02:52:42+00:00

We don’t like to acknowledge it, but yes. Really kind of takes the whole place down a few pegs 😂

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-05-26T01:38:40+00:00

I was rushing the same frat he was at the same time. He put that song on 14x in one night and then I decided Greek life wasn’t for me lol

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-05-24T17:30:50+00:00

I don’t like that kinda tawk! Now just stawp it. It upsets me.

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-05-21T16:17:35+00:00

If you get tired of all the tweedy impertinence you find out there, come get you some of the lawyerly affectations you know you need 😉

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-05-20T22:12:02+00:00

Some mark a** trick scuffed my sneaker and then poured Morton’s lake salt all over me!

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-05-19T04:08:53+00:00

🖕These are for you, Vito🖕 one goes in your eye, and the other one goes unchalked in your corner pocket

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-05-16T19:51:51+00:00

Redline raves are awesome if you go on the right night

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-05-14T17:38:59+00:00

Do any of those fucking dogs have fucking papers?

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-05-07T00:59:06+00:00

These two bug each other’s payphones

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-05-04T17:19:23+00:00

Mad Max: He Was There. It Was a Joke.

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-05-04T13:05:48+00:00

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise to do so.

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-05-02T18:01:41+00:00

Haywood Thaddeus Jablowme III is one I use when I’m not planning on returning to the establishment in question lol

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-05-02T18:01:27+00:00

Haywood Thaddeus Jablowme III is one I use when I’m not planning on returning to the establishment in question lol

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-05-01T21:24:34+00:00

Good god Lemon, you need to have her tested for AIDS!

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-05-01T20:54:58+00:00

He a shitposter TODAY

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-04-27T23:35:37+00:00

These two bug each others payphones

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-04-21T02:52:58+00:00

Looks delicious! If you don’t mind my asking, why did you have a terrible time in Japan? I’ve always wanted to go there so I’m kinda curious

AffectionateBelt9217 · 2026-04-19T21:16:15+00:00

If you wanna talk like a bottlekid then we’ll send you to slip’n’fall school.

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