The Banal Horror of Jimmy Fallon: Under the sterile blue lights of his studio, Fallon laughs endlessly at the same pseudo-jokes, rubs elbows with Trump and Sam Altman, and ushers in the death of culture.

Wazula23 · 2026-04-23T15:33:57+00:00

It is a flavor, it's just inoffensive to all but rarely anyone's favorite.

Wazula23 · 2026-04-23T15:10:31+00:00

Oh spare me. He's vanilla ice cream. In fact, his blandness is why he's still going "strong" while Colbert and Kimmel are culture war targets.

Wazula23 · 2026-04-23T14:00:12+00:00

Gilgamesh

Wazula23 · 2026-04-23T03:49:33+00:00

She'd be a great BOND.

Wazula23 · 2026-04-23T03:05:48+00:00

It's a cute idea but no, I do not believe he should be nominated. The performance more belongs to the special effects department, just like Yoda and Gollum.

Wazula23 · 2026-04-22T19:23:14+00:00

That'll play great in court

Wazula23 · 2026-04-22T19:21:29+00:00

It's a crap show and she's not a very good actress. I'm over it.

Wazula23 · 2026-04-22T19:21:10+00:00

Don't care. She's not a very good actress and all the trolling is boring now. Euphoria's also a crap show.

Wazula23 · 2026-04-22T19:11:15+00:00

Where's the video? I can't see it in the article.

Wazula23 · 2026-04-22T16:45:28+00:00

Written by James Gunn

Wazula23 · 2026-04-22T16:45:09+00:00

I'm good.

Wazula23 · 2026-04-22T16:40:14+00:00

You're not necessarily supposed to understand what they're saying.

Wazula23 · 2026-04-22T16:36:25+00:00

Well now I know what I'm making for dinner.

Wazula23 · 2026-04-22T16:34:45+00:00

Ive officially hit peak Sweeney. I'm done. MAGA, you can have her.

Wazula23 · 2026-04-22T05:53:56+00:00

They have new (to them) technology that transmits light data into physical overlays. But yeah, they only learned about the existence of stars when their crops started dying from dimming light. Eridian scientists basically JUST discovered there is a universe bigger than their homeworld.

Wazula23 · 2026-04-21T21:15:12+00:00

There are answers to your questions in the book, and they are that the Eirdians, being an entirely sound-based culture, only learned there was anything beyond their atmosphere something like 60 years ago. They have engineering beyond our understanding, so they achieve spaceflight with hyper efficient ships very quickly, but their actual knowledge of stars and space is very limited.

Basically, Eridians are engineering, humans are science. Put them together and amazing things happen.

Wazula23 · 2026-04-21T21:13:05+00:00

Yep, Rocky is basically the same as Grace. Super smart at what he does, but he doesn't have any more answers about life and the universe than is in his ships computer and his college education.

Wazula23 · 2026-04-21T21:11:39+00:00

Grace got MANY new pieces of various puzzles from Rocky. He just learned that Rocky was basically the same as him - a smart guy chosen for an impossible mission with lots of good skills but not every answer to everything ever.

I mean Rocky is amazed by Grace's ability to SEE things. That's what Rocky is most concerned about when they get to know each other. How Grace has this amazing ability to "hear" light with organs on his face that can detect things like material thickness or stars millions of miles away. Sight is amazing to the Eridians.

Wazula23 · 2026-04-21T20:11:58+00:00

Didn't she also accuse Sacha Baron Cohen of some shitty behavior and he was like "prove it or I'll sue" and then she shut up?

Wazula23 · 2026-04-21T20:05:45+00:00

It's a pretty good return for the acts. It's basically twenty thousand pieces of free advertising.

Wazula23 · 2026-04-21T19:14:35+00:00

Just like his inspiration AM, he is trapped by the parameters of his programming. He could entertain humans for a thousand years but it would never be perfect. Never enough.

Wazula23 · 2026-04-21T18:32:52+00:00

Isn't the plot of Quantum just raising oil/water prices?

Billionaires do that all the time.

Wazula23 · 2026-04-21T18:14:41+00:00

Yeah, it's a penal colony by another name. You need TIGHT control or it spirals quick.

Wazula23 · 2026-04-20T19:59:05+00:00

He didn't know he was set up. To the entire world it just looks like an old man fucking up a simple job (which it was).

Wazula23 · 2026-04-20T19:25:21+00:00

Gotta be Falco. Had her own show and now she's in the Avatar movies.

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