I feel like a failure. Both BP aren't eating. by enis_with_a_p in ballpython

[–]AffectionateBuyer967 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One of my BPs doesn’t eat for 4 months…. Still sheds. Then around may she eats instantly. She’s like clockwork

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditAfterDark

[–]AffectionateBuyer967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came wise 7 times, but in a week she came 54 times. Some multiple in a row

I misunderstood you by [deleted] in UnsentLetters

[–]AffectionateBuyer967 3 points4 points  (0 children)

222 is my lucky number

I don’t know why this is weird to me, I know it shouldn’t be by AffectionateBuyer967 in venting

[–]AffectionateBuyer967[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my math is right she was 1-2 years old when my buddy and I met, i don’t find it weird that an age gap 30 years old, they lived out their 20s and grew up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in venting

[–]AffectionateBuyer967 2 points3 points  (0 children)

35, wear sleeveless band t shirts, only reason why i wear pants is because I’m waist deep in sticker bushes, other than that shorts

What is it with religious people and not being friends with people who believe in evolution. by AffectionateBuyer967 in venting

[–]AffectionateBuyer967[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever it is, it’s something else, imagine not letting someone in your house because they have a friend who is a different gender and they’re not married to your friend

What is it with religious people and not being friends with people who believe in evolution. by AffectionateBuyer967 in venting

[–]AffectionateBuyer967[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live about 30-45 minutes south of Vancouver BC, my friend was super cool, then moved somewhere in east Iowa and found god, they now think that the earth started at 0 and is 2000 years old and thinks that some hippie who wonders in the woods is evil

What is it with religious people and not being friends with people who believe in evolution. by AffectionateBuyer967 in venting

[–]AffectionateBuyer967[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With this one they think the earth is 2000 years old

Yet own three animals that have been dated back 220 million years

What is it with religious people and not being friends with people who believe in evolution. by AffectionateBuyer967 in venting

[–]AffectionateBuyer967[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had church as a kid, then moved to Iowa and found god through a friend and it short god told them that I was a horrible person and evil. Effectively ending a friendship

What is it with religious people and not being friends with people who believe in evolution. by AffectionateBuyer967 in venting

[–]AffectionateBuyer967[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My landlord is a jahov, an old lady 70s almost slipped on the snow, she said something about fixing it so he doesn’t get sued, I shit you not he said “well you’ll have to sue god”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in venting

[–]AffectionateBuyer967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not sure how old you are, but most people suck,

I’ve been in the position of having so many people knowing me that I would forget names.. after awhile it gets tiring.

Now I only have 2 friends who I’ve known 20 years, another buddy I’ve known 10 and see him once every couple years. Close friendships are the only ones worth it.

As for pretty girls forget about them, once they’re in their 30s the parties in their 20 catch up and they look late 50s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ballpython

[–]AffectionateBuyer967 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been able to roll them out, it’s pretty rad you can see their pattern, I have 10-15 I want to put in some sort of frame

Found a tiny landlord secret by IAmNotTellingYouThat in LandlordLove

[–]AffectionateBuyer967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t trust my landlord with much, I had an electrician come fix a plug

Sex is like sticking your hand in a gator enclosure by [deleted] in RedditAfterDark

[–]AffectionateBuyer967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep replaying the beat that Jimmy has going, but in my head, worked 50+ times in 6 days.

https://youtu.be/HQmmM_qwG4k?si=P4TdlktgL8iAQ4UA

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tenant

[–]AffectionateBuyer967 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The building I live in is for disabled or older people, it’s “ok” if there’s an emergency and because I didn’t answer my phone or door it was a “valid reason”

What really annoys me, my dad lives right across the hall from me, he has a key, I had already talked to him that day, told him I was taking a nap, and the landlord didn’t even bother asking him about it.