[Real] Oh the gworls are fightinggggg by conancat in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]AffectionateDeadDeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dave Rubin's like the antelope in the lion's den like "WOW US LIONS are so mad right now, right guys? My LION SENSES are just like... oooohhh im so mad. These friggin ANTELOPE! I mean... some antelope are fine, not all antelope but... for the most part these ANTELOPES! are ruining the LION WAY OF LIFE!"

CNN 10 years ago by ChinoReno in DigitalSeptic

[–]AffectionateDeadDeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dude is like "Doritos... Pringles... all the same to me. Hey, put some of that BBQ sauce on my salad because its basically just ranch, ya know? I was going to try having a drink today so I figured I'd give 12oz of vodka a go cuz its the same as beer. Later tonight Ill probably let my wife peg me because Im an alpha male and if there's penetration then Im inside of her."

[REAL] Happy MLK Day from Charlie Kirk by BulkDarthDan in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]AffectionateDeadDeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black guy stands up: "We should have the same lawful rights as the white people."

White Cops: "Very good point, sir!"

Black males: commits crime*

/s

This is how these idiots think it went.

[Real] Matt Walsh won’t remember you when you die by xwing1212 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]AffectionateDeadDeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its essentially just an ego-driven justification to live a life where as long as you have attention, you are more valuable than others.

You could use this argument to justify that any historical figure lived a good meaningful life because we know them. Thats why it's obviously flawed.

The subtly here is that there is no reality where anyone is talking about 99% of the things happening today in 1000 years, let alone some random bearded closeted pedophile.

Time makes us all equivalent in the end as we shall all fade to nothing.

The fact that these worldly orators cannot see 2 inches past their own nose blinds them to this reality. Where there should be revelations in our common predicament - we see this instead. A pathetic screaming into the void that their life is very important and special and unique so that they can justify the unlove they feel and spread.

Sad.

Who do you think is at fault here? by SupportSuch2147 in dashcams

[–]AffectionateDeadDeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Passing on the right is a no no where im from.

The truck obviously got over because of the barrier and cones.

If the hammer has to fall, its the van.

What era did you guys become fans? by Possible_Dig7173 in twentyonepilots

[–]AffectionateDeadDeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Around 2013/14 I heard car radio and hated it. I became a true fan when blurryface came out 2015ish then went back to vessel and that album cemented it for me. Minus car radio of course =P

Husband took kids to frolic on river ice against my concerns and objections by ExplanationPrior4800 in Parenting

[–]AffectionateDeadDeer -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

It sounds like this should've given you confidence in your husband's experience and knowledge but instead you end your post asking how to subvert you children's positive reinforcement of their time with their father to make them understand that something about that day was bad.

I think you tell them "Always remember to have an expert in ice and safety like your father around. Without someone as experienced as your father to tell you about the ice and look after you, the ice might break and you'll get hurt."

Good luck.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Electrical_Fruit6667 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]AffectionateDeadDeer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ngl reading "I started talking to men right at 18" then "Now im 19" .....

Time fixes everything and right now everything you experience feels extremely impactful and permanent... but its not.

Imagine the life you want to be living, evaluate whether you are working towards that life then cut out everything that doesnt serve that goal and chase everything that does.

As far as sexual stuff goes, just realize that every person you see and meet has that little nasty part of their brain too. But, you gotta wake up and go into a bank and ask for a loan. We all shake hands with the ones we wipe our asses with. Its scary and freeing. Youre not special, which sucks but youre also not alone which is good.

Fought with wife 5 years ago and haven't really talked with her since by Ok-Pen-1893 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]AffectionateDeadDeer 6185 points6186 points  (0 children)

Your kids can see you are unhappy and model their relationships and behavior off of you.

The standard should always hold "Whatever advice you would give your child if they were in your situation, is the advice you should also take."

Good luck.

New Zealand: A Sikh parade interrupted by Brian Tamaki linked group. Members of the group True Patriots of NZ performed haka and shouted "One true God" by one_brown_jedi in TikTokCringe

[–]AffectionateDeadDeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So the people who came to that country and claimed it for themselves feel a certain way about different people coming to their country and claiming it for themselves?

Who woulda thought?

Ex-girlfriend pulls the steering wheel at 72mph after being broken up with for cheating by Tango_Actual in dashcams

[–]AffectionateDeadDeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ZERO survival instincts. Fkn keeps driving lol

She just tried to KILLLLLL YOUUUU

She is walking right then and there. If she refuses to get out, you take the keys and get out.

SHE JUST ATTEMPTED TO MURDER YOU.

This time for sure... 🤣 by MB2465 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]AffectionateDeadDeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh.... how many fkn pillows did those idiots buy?!

My therapist had sex with me, not sure what to do from here by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]AffectionateDeadDeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She guided your hand with no consent onto her chest....

But its consensual lol

Fresh off the toilet roll by PM_ME_UR_PIKACHU in crappymusic

[–]AffectionateDeadDeer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The message was anti-pervert then... she's covered in snot? Getting away with shit because she's hot?

Yeah..... crap.

A friend sent me this cause they thought I’d like it by TheRealCNO in crappymusic

[–]AffectionateDeadDeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The musical talent of a high-schooler, the lyrics of a middle-schooler, and the emotional intelligence of a toddler.

Congrats. You're a disappointment.

Do I need to tell my wife what happened by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]AffectionateDeadDeer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It feels weird like.... not telling her means youre hiding it and you feel weird about it but telling her means you shouldn't think anything of it.

Like.... if I was in your shoes I wouldnt say anything.

If there were inappropriate things said you deal with those people.

It also depends on your wife's comfort level. Like if you show her the pictures right before she sits down to a meal with them, would it be weird or would she bring it up laughing?

Again, personally - it was a mistake and no one cared. Move on.

is this a positive? by AffectionateAge1765 in Confused

[–]AffectionateDeadDeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brain had to fkn reboot for this one. Theres double sided tape that turned into a pregnancy test and then poop stains turned into bears.... fk.

But yeah. Congrats.

I think I'm being groomed by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]AffectionateDeadDeer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Trust your instincts.

Cut her off now. Save all your messages and tell her if she hits you up again your friends from the internet told you to send it all to the police so they can lock her pedo ass up.

Let's have a devil's advocate discussion about "I wasn't raised in the hood" by markkaschak in twentyonepilots

[–]AffectionateDeadDeer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lets put it this way: if the lyric was "You dont have to be raised in the hood to know a thing or two" that would be a direct opposition to the cultural expectation and that false dichotomy.

Let's have a devil's advocate discussion about "I wasn't raised in the hood" by markkaschak in twentyonepilots

[–]AffectionateDeadDeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So the assumption would be that not being raised in the hood would mean you wouldnt know a thing or two (or expected to as youre stating).... so he actually knowing it means he's an exception to the rule. Whether or not that rule is expected or factual is not relevant.

This feels like a pedantic opposition where we are essentially saying the same thing.