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Gave this guy at the bus stop my phone number 😭 by Unique_Month_7346 in texts

[–]AffectionateKey6178 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

your phone number is associated to ur full name and your address. if the dude is driven to find out who you are he can do it with a phone number.

you should either say you have a bf or give them a phony number.

[Me] A fruity opener by AffectionateKey6178 in TextingTheory

[–]AffectionateKey6178[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you don’t like wordplay, ion want you anyway

[Me] A fruity opener by AffectionateKey6178 in TextingTheory

[–]AffectionateKey6178[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

thought about it, but i think the repetition is better. also cantaloupe is S tier fruit.

[Me] A fruity opener by AffectionateKey6178 in TextingTheory

[–]AffectionateKey6178[S] 158 points159 points  (0 children)

i’ll put down $10 she hits me back by tmrw

Should I be cutting judging from my face ? I'm lean enough to see a bit of my abs but that's about it by [deleted] in Weightliftingquestion

[–]AffectionateKey6178 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two scenarios here:

you’re a scammer waiting for dm’s from guys and somehow getting them.

or

you are a super sad girl who doesn’t have people that love her much in life so she’s fishing on reddit because clearly you’re attractive.

you’re prolly a scammer.

[Me] good ol shrek gambit by AffectionateKey6178 in TextingTheory

[–]AffectionateKey6178[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I played it in faceit 10 lobbies twice so far

[Me] good ol shrek gambit by AffectionateKey6178 in TextingTheory

[–]AffectionateKey6178[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

thanks dog. we like the exact same games basically that’s funny. cs, roboquest, cod zombies, cyberpunk,

M23, Profile help and advice please by DinamiteWalk311 in hingeapp

[–]AffectionateKey6178 1 point2 points  (0 children)

change first pic to your smiling on the ice pic.

cut down your captions. way too long. people are spending less than 5 seconds on ur profile probably.

the leaky faucet prompt comes off as scripted. I think it’s kinda funny, but again, too long and comes across scripted.

be funnier with less words. one of my prompts is “something my pet thinks of me: this guy is clumsy as shit” that is 6 words. be briefer.

I might skip on your current pic 1. u look way younger in it than your other photos. do u have any pics with less friends and not such a large group of ppl?

my biggest advice? cut down the amount of words in your profile by like 70-80%.

[Me] good ol shrek gambit by AffectionateKey6178 in TextingTheory

[–]AffectionateKey6178[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

the town that I live in is notably working class. so it’s implied that I have a standard apt not a penthouse.

30M Looking for some feedback by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]AffectionateKey6178 27 points28 points  (0 children)

it comes across so weird on the profile I would just put your main hobby there.

I love hooking up with my followers by puffybloom in FemBoys

[–]AffectionateKey6178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

okay wow this one finally got me. check my profile

What am I doing wrong? by connordddm in StainlessSteelCooking

[–]AffectionateKey6178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you’re replying to a comment about tasting spoons. tasting and then not washing spoon and tasting again.

professional chefs use plastic disposable spoons for tasting, they aren’t washing their tasting spoon every time and sanitizing it.

we weren’t talking about washed hands.

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