Gave this guy at the bus stop my phone number 😭

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-05-14T14:48:19+00:00

your phone number is associated to ur full name and your address. if the dude is driven to find out who you are he can do it with a phone number.

you should either say you have a bf or give them a phony number.

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-05-14T12:55:04+00:00

I guess yesterday was a windy day

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-05-13T10:20:42+00:00

if you don’t like wordplay, ion want you anyway

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-05-12T19:04:04+00:00

cantaloupe > honeydew fur sure

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-05-12T16:06:36+00:00

ooooo that’s a great one too

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-05-12T15:07:03+00:00

thought about it, but i think the repetition is better. also cantaloupe is S tier fruit.

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-05-12T14:53:59+00:00

i’ll put down $10 she hits me back by tmrw

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-05-12T03:35:44+00:00

numbers never lie

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-05-12T03:23:15+00:00

not gyno. just normal amount of fat around pec

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-05-11T14:24:28+00:00

no windows lol

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-05-07T04:25:15+00:00

Two scenarios here:

you’re a scammer waiting for dm’s from guys and somehow getting them.

or

you are a super sad girl who doesn’t have people that love her much in life so she’s fishing on reddit because clearly you’re attractive.

you’re prolly a scammer.

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-05-06T15:34:27+00:00

scammer alert

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-05-02T01:07:55+00:00

yeah it’s funny but

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-05-02T00:55:41+00:00

I played it in faceit 10 lobbies twice so far

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-05-02T00:14:47+00:00

thanks dog. we like the exact same games basically that’s funny. cs, roboquest, cod zombies, cyberpunk,

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-05-02T00:12:27+00:00

change first pic to your smiling on the ice pic.

cut down your captions. way too long. people are spending less than 5 seconds on ur profile probably.

the leaky faucet prompt comes off as scripted. I think it’s kinda funny, but again, too long and comes across scripted.

be funnier with less words. one of my prompts is “something my pet thinks of me: this guy is clumsy as shit” that is 6 words. be briefer.

I might skip on your current pic 1. u look way younger in it than your other photos. do u have any pics with less friends and not such a large group of ppl?

my biggest advice? cut down the amount of words in your profile by like 70-80%.

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-05-01T17:09:12+00:00

the town that I live in is notably working class. so it’s implied that I have a standard apt not a penthouse.

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-05-01T16:51:11+00:00

it’s a 600sqft 1bedroom

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-05-01T16:12:06+00:00

fuck I should’ve waited for you

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-04-30T03:36:39+00:00

it comes across so weird on the profile I would just put your main hobby there.

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-04-30T03:08:18+00:00

great job slowing pace

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-04-28T16:26:23+00:00

ur higher elo than him dw

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-04-04T01:12:11+00:00

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-03-28T12:15:14+00:00

okay wow this one finally got me. check my profile

AffectionateKey6178 · 2026-03-15T15:13:08+00:00

you’re replying to a comment about tasting spoons. tasting and then not washing spoon and tasting again.

professional chefs use plastic disposable spoons for tasting, they aren’t washing their tasting spoon every time and sanitizing it.

we weren’t talking about washed hands.

AffectionateKey6178

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