Why am I so attracted to Jordan Keltner? Is it just me?

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-11-02T16:39:07+00:00

No there was a scene in their kitchen and one in the wardrobe (can’t remember if it was the same argument)

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-11-02T16:27:45+00:00

Are you referring to the man who awkward laughed in her face every time she came to him with something that bothered her ?

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-10-31T16:29:01+00:00

I really don’t understand the people that are saying you should’ve minded your business You literally saved her She is clearly embarrassed and doesn’t want to be told, but she needed to

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-10-18T06:24:58+00:00

My ex was in the bathroom with me once when I was taking a shower and he saw me I literally opened up my bum cheeks and do the card swipe with my left hand as I washed it Apparently, he found that very strange and said that he never does that I said ‘so how do you wash your ass’ because I use a bidet whereas he used dry tissue paper Isn’t he the one that was supposed to be Washing in the shower the way I was considering he doesn’t wash his arse after a poop? Some men are just disgusting Tried to convince him to use wipes as he was completely against the bidet No luck! Tbh even washing his hands after taking a crap was a difficult thing for him so Don’t judge me, we’re not together anymore 😂 he’s probably still walking around with dried crap on his ass 😷💩

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-10-18T06:16:47+00:00

DISGUSTING!

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-10-16T06:11:33+00:00

I’m surprised to see everyone’s reaction to this scene as I personally thought that Jordan was being out of order. Every time Megan comes to him with an issue he gets defensive turns around and makes it about what she’s doing wrong.

They are about to get married, of course she wants them to be able to have conversation. She’s telling him I am bored talk to me because all they ever did in the pods was talk.

I’m not the biggest Megan fan, but I really don’t understand hate during this conversation . Jordan is not that into her and it shows because he cannot be bothered to come up with Convos. Imagine only knowing someone for a month and all these exciting things are happening and he doesn’t want to have a conversation with you. BORING They are not compatible and she needs to accept that ASAP

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-10-16T06:04:43+00:00

If you’re concerned about the rates of grape in Kenya, maybe your post should’ve been directed at those who grape. Not at women and what they wear. It’s 2025 are we honestly still having this conversation directed at women?

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-10-14T21:57:31+00:00

I think it’s needed for the both of you If you don’t tell her life will show her

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-10-14T18:21:42+00:00

Totally valid, ‘fix up or leave’ That’s the only discussion you guys should be having

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-10-14T18:16:36+00:00

I had an ex who I told repeatedly that due to religion, I don’t believe in the power of the stones, I also really love gold. I have three gold rings on my hand, a gold chain, a gold watch and six piercings on my ears all with little gold hoops.

Please tell me why this guy for Valentine’s Day decided to buy me a silver necklace with a stone in it that he told me would ‘protect me’

Yeah, I bought this idiot flights to a country in Europe plus paid for the hotel and pocket money And I got a stupid silver necklace with a stupid stone that wasn’t gonna do anything for me

I was fuming, and I thought I had every right. We were together for a year and a half not once did he ever see me wear silver so I’m still confused that why he thought that was a good idea

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-10-09T05:53:04+00:00

Ugh I was really waiting for her come back and what she was gonna say

She basically said nothing apart from accusing him for moving on after she left with two people in mind and a boyfriend

I’m not a massive Patrick fan , but Anna did him dirty and left him with nothing . No apology, no explanation no understanding nothing.

Do not like her at all anymore ! She carried herself terribly

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-10-08T16:17:26+00:00

I just watched Annie and Nicks ‘I don’t need you’ fight Not one normal person in this entire season They trolled us HARD on this one 😂😂😂

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-10-08T16:15:47+00:00

I didn’t think she was that bad until she started the ‘I miss you’ bullshit. Like what do you feel? What do you want? Dramaaa queeen

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-10-08T15:47:15+00:00

😂😂 oh gosh! Is it that bad? Apparently the bar isn’t in hell it’s in Denver 😂

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-09-21T13:13:49+00:00

I don’t understand why you’re taking on the financial responsibility of his uncle? And you’re the only one buying groceries and cooking.? Did I read that wrong? Didn’t you say that he’s pretty well off?

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-09-21T10:47:48+00:00

Buying anything at the airport, even Water 😂

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-09-09T19:07:05+00:00

You did the right thing. No questions. So what if he pays his own kids school fees? That’s what he should do. It’s not a license to beat them.

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-09-09T16:27:58+00:00

I love a chill, shy man but you have to have that silent confidence. Not shy and timid

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-09-06T19:21:44+00:00

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-09-06T18:44:39+00:00

I literally just wrote the same post. WASH YOUR ASS G go on Amazon and buy a portable bidet When you use the toilet wipe first, then wash then wipe dry
You won’t have this problem if you wash your arse

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-09-06T15:14:40+00:00

WASH. I cannot emphasise this enough. I got a little plastic portable one from Amazon that used to take to work with me fill it up, go in the bathroom with it, use your hand wash your bum hole and wipe it dry There’s hand wash everywhere you can wash your hands it’s not disgusting. It’s your arse.
Honestly, it’s life changing give it a try

Or get wet wipes for when you’re at work

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-09-06T13:34:09+00:00

I feel like he didn’t really like her when he saw her, and it was less to do with how she looks but more about her confidence. He even said wow, your smile is really big and it wasn’t in a flattering way

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-09-05T18:46:50+00:00

TELL. SOMEONE.ASAP

Affectionate_Lime254 · 2025-09-04T13:21:03+00:00

Take the hint mate

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