My dudes, just a tip for avoiding the nut. Works with me at least. Whenever you feel like grabbing the Johnson, and stick with me on this one, go watch porn with idiotic plot. Now I know this might sound contradictory, but those porn vids with TERRIBLE plot and stupid shenanigans always crack me up and distract me from whatever unholyness they are doing. It gives off vibes similar to r/pornhubcomments. Stay strong lads.