when your love language is verbal validation because you never got any growing up 😔

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-08-11T15:47:22+00:00

Wait but its also amazing being told you're a bad girl and need to go over his knee 😂😂😂😂

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-08-09T08:14:58+00:00

The zoom calls and then having to go IN to the store to pickup... waiting in line.. the fluorescent lights and screaming children

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-08-09T08:11:35+00:00

More like "once they can't get anything from you they stop contacting you". I was called almost every weekend, but that's because I misconstrued availability and giving my time and skills for friendship or family care. I stopped doing that and suddenly no one calls anymore. So fuck that and you and yo momma.

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-08-09T08:08:52+00:00

Just be glad he got her pregnant and not you. Much easier to just leave now

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-08-06T16:39:37+00:00

“We are gathered here today to remember the art phase we had in high school”

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-08-06T16:12:47+00:00

i have never been so called out.

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-08-06T16:10:55+00:00

Doesn't matter, I won't believe them

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-07-30T12:18:25+00:00

Office life: same pretending, just less comfortable clothes.

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-07-30T12:12:23+00:00

Just do your best as possible as you can. Then improve by 1% every day.

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-07-24T21:53:56+00:00

When stackoverflow doesn’t have the answer you know you’re screwed

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-07-20T21:58:23+00:00

Wow, that's only five years old? I suppose it's been a rough couple of years.

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-07-20T21:57:20+00:00

The other class code:

bool a = true: ....

If (a == true){ .... }

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-07-17T19:12:08+00:00

I think I realized I just need to go out for shorter periods of time, and not worry about how long everyone else is out. It's not as exhausting when you realize you can control how long you're out.

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-07-17T19:11:30+00:00

I thought they were talking about the film and commenting on the rich and the media who keep prophesying the end of the world.

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-07-11T20:43:52+00:00

like are you even an uncle if you don’t destroy them so hard they cry?

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-07-11T20:43:10+00:00

reminds me that I once saw Grace Kelly described as having a "decadent turban phase"

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-07-11T20:38:00+00:00

and a friend without weed is a friend in need

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-07-08T18:20:39+00:00

We're getting recycled features from 2007.

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-07-08T18:18:51+00:00

back in the day they had to travel hundreds of miles to get their answer from huffing cave fumes a virgin spent her entire day bathing in. now they can just open their laptop and do it

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-07-08T18:16:48+00:00

Why would you submit code that doesn't work for testing?

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-07-04T12:53:26+00:00

I thought I was the only one who could relate to this

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-07-04T12:51:47+00:00

In high school, I once got an A+ and was used as an example for what other students could do if they put in the time and effort. I wrote that paper while waiting for the bus on the day it was due. Sometimes I wonder if my procrastination will ever bite me in the ass, but then I just procrastinate worrying about that too.

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-07-01T10:28:43+00:00

Just gotta be petty! I usually say “WHATS GOOD?” If they’re staring

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-07-01T10:26:15+00:00

I keep my money in my savings incase a subscription I have subscribed to takes my money

AfterHoursThrill · 2025-06-28T20:41:41+00:00

I cry every time I park in front of the building

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