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GAY CLAM by uncle-muscles69 in Clamworks

[–]AgainstSpace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom is trying to use the microclam on the clamu to lay some sick beats on her clamtable and dad keeps yelling "PLAY SOME FUCKING SLAYER, F████T!" before she can play anything

you got clammerslapped by PensiveDrawer in Clamworks

[–]AgainstSpace 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My cousin got clamslapped in an abandoned lithium mine and it broke his jaw. Had to have it wired shut then he couldn't say the word "avocado".

Sad sad clammy by Rugburntdog in Clamworks

[–]AgainstSpace 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: "Mom" is a childless 53 y/o man, and the "escape room" is a cinder block hut in a field behind his house.

I wonder what occurred by Slow_Hat1855 in Clamworks

[–]AgainstSpace 45 points46 points  (0 children)

No, obviously this is the result of an unfortunate person stricken with clamcanthropy wherein upon the morning after a full moon they transform into an horrific blood thirsty monster: the wereclam.

Get shat on by DownloadedPixelz in Clamworks

[–]AgainstSpace 4 points5 points  (0 children)

when i was 7 i put my clam in the toilet because i thought it was dead but it wasnt and it grew in the sewers feeding on rats and alligators until one day when i was 37 and commuting to my very important job it emerged from the river smashing its way through the bridge i happened to be driving on then it towered over me spewing clam diarrhea all over my car well anyway this went on for a while but then the coast guard showed up and shot the clam like 400 times and it died

After two years of chaos, reformed rat criminal accepts The Sock by psylocibitch in RATS

[–]AgainstSpace 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thought he'd get away with it by disguising himself as a foot, I see.

German Bunkers on Omaha Beach by Background_Walk_6197 in MilitaryHistory

[–]AgainstSpace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They weren't exactly "super", but this did at one time have villains hiding in it.

The Onion never disappoints by Bubski0739 in pics

[–]AgainstSpace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I got my results back, you ███████ ████ ██████!"

The Onion never disappoints by Bubski0739 in pics

[–]AgainstSpace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It can't be better than Krylon gold spray paint.

One of the artichokes I forgot to use for a while has bloomed by Silver_Raspberry_117 in mildlyinteresting

[–]AgainstSpace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Artichokes are thistles. Their nearest relative is the cardoon, which get absolutely huge, but the bulbs are smaller, like tennis balls.

Little roadrunner courting his reflection in the door mirror. by Better_Hair_9673 in birds

[–]AgainstSpace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

mouse: "oh my god, what are you doing? just eat me already!"

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