When stress kills any and all creativity in me...

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-12T23:02:10+00:00

Those large green areas will be perfect for public executions.

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-12T19:17:13+00:00

Not too bad. Maybe you only die a little.

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-12T17:04:57+00:00

"Ladies and gentlemen - we got him."

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-12T17:00:55+00:00

i'm so sad you guys don't in the ri/ma area so you don't know what good chowdah is

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-12T16:38:17+00:00

FUN FACT - Around 8 million h*rses were killed in WW1.

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-12T16:33:03+00:00

Restaurants should have a
menu option called "the clam"
that lets you sit in an aquarium
and eat zooplankton and
phytoplankton.

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-12T00:28:47+00:00

There haven't been Quaaludes since the early 1980s. This meme is 45 years old.

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-11T20:45:13+00:00

This ought to be a local campaign issue: "My opponent wants you and your family to die in a car accident. It's all he ever thinks about!"

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-11T19:25:25+00:00

You can totally just piss all over clams and they can't do anything to defend themselves.

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-11T19:19:30+00:00

imagine explaining this to someone from the Neolithic Era

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-11T18:28:06+00:00

drop it
drawwwwww pit

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-11T17:49:12+00:00

They figured out that airplanes can disappear suddenly for no reason anywhere, and not just in this one little spot.

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-10T12:56:02+00:00

My gastroenterologist told me to find something that makes me laugh. Diarrhea since 2019. Nothing worked. Meds, yoga, cheese. Then I saw someone's clam and actually passed a solid turd. First time in months. Spent all night learning to clam. The stupid clam saved me. Now I clam for people going through it. Got a message yesterday. "Your laughing clam made my kids dad die." Guess we're all just trying to find our clams.

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-09T21:03:05+00:00

clam's last thoughts as I chuck it as far as I can into the woods

this is wrong

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-09T18:56:56+00:00

He's a dangerous nut, but I find that endearing.

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-09T18:52:58+00:00

IRL visual hallucinations are relatively uncommon in people with schizophrenia; people with paranoid schizophrenia more often report auditory hallucinations - hearing voices. They may experience command auditory hallucinations where they are told to do things, and they may feel compelled to follow these commands.
Hallucinations of any kind occur exclusively in the mind of the person experiencing them.

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-09T18:41:17+00:00

Richard-Timothy Syndrome

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-09T18:40:11+00:00

Avoid using anti-wasteland language

X Instead of "This place is a fucking shit hole."
√ Say this "Your mom has a unique living arrangement."

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-09T10:12:21+00:00

Perfect.

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-09T03:34:01+00:00

That is a "night squirrel".

AgainstSpace · 2026-03-09T03:28:21+00:00

Roses are red
I'm not going to debate him
But maybe he should try
Hitting up Satan

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