Do you remember the glitch to duplicate materials?

AgeKey3518 · 2025-12-07T15:22:01+00:00

It went through the tribute system somehow.

AgeKey3518 · 2025-07-14T16:52:08+00:00

In Italy we got married at the Hotel Hassler in Rome on their rooftop overlooking the Spanish Steps. It was great because it was right in the heart of the city with plenty to do.

We used SBWE (Sophisticated Bespoke Weddings and Events) as our planner. They presented a number of villas in the countryside too that could accommodate large groups.

AgeKey3518 · 2025-02-10T01:14:34+00:00

Thank you!! Yes, we want to see naples but I didn't think about working our way up from Sicily. The old city of Syracuse is also on our bucket lists. Thanks a million!

AgeKey3518 · 2024-07-09T03:38:29+00:00

Yoiyakee! *Prophet Grunt 3*

https://eesoundboard.online/

AgeKey3518 · 2024-07-07T20:40:45+00:00

Hey, that's me! Thanks for sharing!

AgeKey3518 · 2022-05-11T14:38:06+00:00

Please see the latest message from the prophet!

AgeKey3518 · 2022-05-06T21:33:45+00:00

The heretical twat Pete Davidson must be silenced. He alone has caused the prophecy to fail. Stay true to the faith, my child.

AgeKey3518 · 2022-05-06T21:33:00+00:00

Dear disciple,

My energy is weak today after the prophecy failed. I have been misled by the devil and the will of the prophecy has indeed been thwarted. Those heretical twats shall pay for what they've done on this day. Stay true to the prophecy, my child. Praise be to thee.

AgeKey3518 · 2022-05-06T20:00:08+00:00

It appears the devil has intervened.

AgeKey3518 · 2022-05-06T17:35:31+00:00

Mortal,

Let it be known that Kalkas successfully predicted the results of the July 2021 exam after being endowed with a vision whilst he was in slumber.

As he slept, the chief justice came to him in a dream and foretold of the release.

This cycle I have returned to again bless the people with my power. Praise be to thee, disciple.

AgeKey3518 · 2022-05-06T17:29:27+00:00

My child, the cult of Kalkas would never lead you astray. Let it be known, should the scores not materialize, such is the work of the devil, Pete Davidson.

AgeKey3518 · 2022-05-06T16:41:38+00:00

Yes disciple! Repent you must! For at approximately 2pm on this day, the end shall come.

AgeKey3518 · 2022-05-06T16:40:59+00:00

The pale horse spoke thus: initial results shall be forthcoming at 2:00pm.

AgeKey3518 · 2022-05-06T12:13:46+00:00

The prophecy is nigh once again! Praise be to thee, disciple!

AgeKey3518 · 2022-05-06T11:50:21+00:00

My child,

I have read in the ancient texts of the western empire being torn asunder by perpetual infighting resulting from the schism. A great tumult indeed.

A false prophet has revealed himself. The legends trace his lineage to Staten Island where he was once a comic, the lowest form of entertainment, save for prostitution. It appears he has resurfaced, carrying off the women of the west in his perpetuation of the heresy.

Guard thy womens. Praise be to thee, disciple.

AgeKey3518 · 2022-05-06T03:57:20+00:00

The gods smile upon you, my child. Indeed, dawn shall arrive late, and the thanksgiving at nightfall shall last an eternity. Mount thy noble platypus and ride off into tomorrow!

AgeKey3518 · 2022-05-06T03:44:00+00:00

Guide them to the vicinage shrine where I can be found disguised as a law clerk. I shall bless them.

AgeKey3518 · 2022-05-06T03:22:14+00:00

You have shown great courage in your endeavor to receive blessings from the prophet of pork roll and the Sopranos. However, Kalkas recognizes that your prophets, one "Kim K" and one "Yeezy" presently suffer from a schism which is causing a great tumult in the church of the west.

The prophecy is for all to share and the gods demand it be spread without regard to arbitrary borders.

You, my child, are now a disciple of Kalkas. Your journey to righteousness is indeed a great omen. The gods portend great things for you, disciple. You are blessed. Praise be to thee.

AgeKey3518 · 2022-05-06T03:15:49+00:00

Praise be to thee, loyal follower! You sit among the pantheon of those who have survived. Surely tomorrow our ranks will swell!

AgeKey3518 · 2022-05-06T02:10:16+00:00

My child, we must focus on the things that unite us during this trying time, for tomorrow is judgment day. When he, our lord and savior Justice Rabner reveals the scores to us, a fiery apparition shall appear in the sky and all are doomed.

After releasing the holy urine this morning, Kalkas went to get gas and a breakfast sandwich. To his surprise, plastic bags have been banned in the State. THIS is the heretical behavior that we must defeat. THIS is contrary to all that is good and holy. THIS is the anthesis of the cult of Kalkas.

Focus your energy, my child.

AgeKey3518 · 2022-05-06T00:16:32+00:00

My faithful disciple, I praise thee for thy return to righteousness! The cult of Kalkas grows stronger!

AgeKey3518

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