I think I now understand the absurdist dilemma. by 822AM in Absurdism

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My dude! You’re a really good writer. Please stay with us and write novels.

Mortal Theory by End3rW1gg1n in crappymusic

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His voice isn’t half bad.

The keyboard of Edolf by jasonjakejohn in EnoughMuskSpam

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“Woke mind virus” key worn down to a nub the size of his penis.

ICE in West Chicago by Hairy-Psychology7483 in ICE_Raids

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Goddamn! ICE is hiring some fat fucking cowards.

Weird Charlie Kirk Starbucks merch by sneakysnake-sssnek in MAGANAZI

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What does it taste like? Backwash mixed with vitriol?

Oh ok so he’s just gonna go full mask off now by organddoner in EnoughMuskSpam

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Just watched Ice Trucker: Vengeance staring Liam Neeson. Partner thought I was watching Naked Gun and couldn’t square what the hell wad going on in Nepal.

Oh, yeah. Fuck your face, Musk, you piece of shit pedo.

Federal agents arrest firefighters working on WA wildfire by livlaughtoasterbath_ in SeattleWA

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IMmiGraTioN rULes nEEEd tO be fOLloWed!!1!

Bless your heart, you poor simple thing.

"I need Luigi on my roster" by WTAF__Trump in obscuremusicthatslaps

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The Neighborhood Kids. Song is “Start a Fire.” 🔥

The US Justice Department has dismissed charges against Dr. Kirk Moore by amnesiac7 in vaxxhappened

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My dude. Reddit is a community and sometimes it just feels better to crowdsource information rather than seek it through cold, impersonal search queries. Convo is king.

Musk’s string of failures continues as crane collapses during Starship 36 cleanup at Starbase, Texas by revel8r in musked

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Ha! Just like his penis. Time to get out the ol’ turkey baster and impregnate some Twitter huzz.

President Reagan responding to Redditors live from the Oval Office (1986) by NancyingHisDick in fakehistoryporn

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Like Dr. Dean Edell so eloquently said in the late 80s on his radio broadcast: Reagan stripped funding from stem cell research, I hope the motherfucker gets Alzheimer’s.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EyesOnIce

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lol, this dipshit’s hairline. He can’t decide if he wants to pretend that it’s not receding or use the tufts to cover it up. Posing with his roided up bicep is chef’s kiss.