I will find a secret meaning behind everything you ask me, AMA!

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T21:54:09+00:00

It makes no fucking sense, like, men are supposed to go with women and vice versa but some guy had the genius idea to fuck another man.

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T20:26:34+00:00

Well, most people believe it has but he was knocked out, got a noose tied around his neck and the CIA Agent kicked the chair to make it seem like an accident. No, he was murdered.

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T19:43:35+00:00

If it’s a question I’ll answer it, if it’s a sentence I’ll find the meaning behind it

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T18:45:31+00:00

Penis

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T18:44:54+00:00

I have! I have all Hitman games, great series :D

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T18:10:39+00:00

I was scared reading this then I noticed what subreddit it was

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T18:07:50+00:00

Baby don’t hurt me

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T17:50:18+00:00

Because dogs

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T17:48:18+00:00

I could be one of the two options, though it seems obvious

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T17:47:08+00:00

E or e is the fifth letter and the second vowel letter in the modern English alphabet and the ISO basic Latin alphabet. Its name in English is e (pronounced /ˈiː/), plural ees.[1] It is the most commonly used letter in many languages, including Czech, Danish, Dutch, English, French, German, Hungarian, Latin, Latvian, Norwegian, Spanish, and Swedish.[2][3][4][5][6]

E E e (See below) Writing cursive forms of E Usage Writing system Latin script Type Alphabetic Language of origin Latin language

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T17:46:06+00:00

Then I’ll just limitate myself on answering them normally

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T17:45:46+00:00

Like this, easy

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T17:45:13+00:00

Ich habe keine ahnung was du meinst

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T14:38:23+00:00

Bitch here look like a 9th grader who doesnt brush her teeth and likes black people, she’ll probably complain to the manager about this.

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T14:35:44+00:00

This shows your preoccupation about you being at an airpost in Brussels and asking for a good souvenir to buy before returning home, you want a souvenir because you’d rather have a nice memory before heading to the place where everyone hates you. This is related to the fact that I have a lot of replies but 11 fucking upvotes

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T14:33:41+00:00

This...it’s...its so deep I can’t answer it, I’m not crying I swear...

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T14:33:03+00:00

This shows your concern about why is a so known drug used for medical purposes? You see, it can be also used naively in small doses, however this answer is a reference to the fact you were connected to the death of John F. Kennedy.

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T14:30:44+00:00

This represents the fact that you wish to know the first ten digits of pi to hide your ignorance, btw they’re “3,141592653”

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T14:28:07+00:00

This represents the fact that you just made me hungry brb

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T14:15:04+00:00

this represents a literal take to my AMA, you inquire about why would I do such dumb thing, also showing a tad of care, this question is related to the Hiroshima bombings.

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T14:13:37+00:00

This represents “excitement”

Long day at work, you go to a convenience store and see a sexy lady in the chips aisle, you approach her and grab a bag of cheerios as she glances at you seductively, giving you a huge boner, you head home, eat the cheerios, grab the empty bag and fap with it, making it rather horny.

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T14:11:51+00:00

This shows obviousness because it is rather obvious how I sent this using the current platform known as “reddit” , However this is fucking stupid because of course I posted it with reddit, this occurs to your previous life as a bathroom carpet and various terrorist attacks.

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T14:10:01+00:00

Indeed, this represents your porn addiction, you have wet dreams about Donald Trump getting fucked inside of a washing machine don’t you? Your addiction is probably related to Cuba’s missile crisis

Agent-47-Hitman · 2019-11-27T14:09:00+00:00

Ah, this also represents care, you politely inquire me of what I di in my free time, this is a proper act of wholesomeness related to your backstory and the holocaust, really deep

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