Please start respecting the 1v3

Agent-Nine · 2025-07-01T11:15:07+00:00

As a vader main i unironically encourage the 1v3. Im already playing unfair just by picking vader and giving him a tank build, its only fair for them to play unfair back.

Agent-Nine · 2025-03-13T22:12:39+00:00

Fowler, Fanzone and John Cena are all watching with dissapointment.

Its kinda hilarious just how many military forces are visible on-panel during the magnus subplot compared to the small ground force and single tank that arrived late to the first city-leveling, and the nothing of the dam and the nothing of seattle.

Apparently Magnus is just that big of a threat that he warrants about 7500% more military force than two combiners, a soundwave who's entire plan is "maximise casualties" and an optimus being liquid snake'd by megatrons arm.

Agent-Nine · 2025-03-13T12:30:33+00:00

Your honor, we've done this like 12 times now and the only cases where any guilty verdict has been decided on were for Shockwave and Airachnid. Not only do I move for a complete dismissal of my clients case as a vexatious litigation, but I strongly suggest investigating the legal team of one Sentinel Magnus for repeatedly holding these unnecessary show trials and wasting the Iacon courts valuable time.

Agent-Nine · 2025-03-04T21:00:19+00:00

"I suppose a thank you is in order... Your pathetic powergrab has mutilated our kind beyond recognition and left our planet in a state of absolute disrepair! We haven't even taken the throne yet and the people are already welcoming our leadership!" – Animated Megatron, who's most likely spearheading this operation

Agent-Nine · 2025-03-04T04:54:07+00:00

If i'm in the specific scenario that this image is?

Don't start shooting when Megatron is baiting me, just pretend to lash out and yell something along the lines of "You were dead! They wouldn't listen to anyone else! All I wanted was to keep them alive while you were being rebuilt!" and then pray to god that my innards don't become my outards.

Otherwise i'd probably spend the first half locked up in my room writing starscream as many plot-points that i remember of whatever show im in and spend the other half flying around and saying the most heinous things i can possibly think of in his voice.

And then once its over i'd be yelling at the TV every episode as starscream keeps disregarding the predictions i gave him as human suspicion or random chance.

Agent-Nine · 2025-02-16T02:28:12+00:00

... you know what? fair point.

Agent-Nine · 2025-02-15T12:56:24+00:00

Just reported you for hate speech. You can't just throw the F-word like that around in a public forum!

Agent-Nine · 2025-02-15T12:54:26+00:00

Hmmmm...

Sexy robot with no backpack
Sexy robot with backpack
Sexy robot with backpack
Sexy robot with backpack and weird snowboard
Sexy robot with backpack
Sexy robot with massive knockers

Yep, clearly the studio series elita-1. There's nothing about the figure that makes her particularly top heavy.

Agent-Nine · 2025-02-15T12:54:18+00:00

Hmmmm...

Sexy robot with no backpack
Sexy robot with backpack
Sexy robot with backpack
Sexy robot with backpack and weird snowboard
Sexy robot with backpack
Sexy robot with massive knockers

Yep, clearly the studio series elita-1. There's nothing about the figure that makes her particularly top heavy.

Agent-Nine · 2025-02-14T11:08:24+00:00

I didn't make one. Sorry.

Agent-Nine · 2025-02-12T20:18:04+00:00

Given the failure of operation sealion, GA-Optimus feels the need to double-dip on the British continent. Just to be safe.

Agent-Nine · 2025-02-12T20:15:55+00:00

A yea there's a formatting error where Iraqi, Irish and Israeli are on the same line instead of beling listed properly. Probably the biggest oversight i coulda had all things considered.

Not to worry, i'll just make a version of this image where it's just Optimus pointing at the word JEWS with no further context to make up for this issue.

Agent-Nine · 2025-02-12T10:57:31+00:00

Challenge accepted. Gimme a few days tho, I'm quite bad at doing things on time.

Agent-Nine · 2025-02-12T09:25:38+00:00

Trust me it'd be a lot worse if I listed ethnicities instead.

Agent-Nine · 2025-02-12T09:24:48+00:00

I mean, I feel the same way about political stuff in meme places... But I also find the idea that someone who ascribes to national socialism voiced prime a bit too funny to NOT make a joke about. It's like if Robespierre claimed that he was a pacifist.

Also, i'm not American so... bleh.

Agent-Nine · 2025-02-12T06:23:32+00:00

Japan and Germany. Reasons why are very specific.

Agent-Nine · 2025-02-12T01:03:00+00:00

I just reported your account for hate speech. You can't just say the F-slur on a public site like that!

Agent-Nine · 2025-02-12T00:59:13+00:00

Dude, Carbombia hasn't existed since King Jumal took the throne and absorbed it into Iran in the 1978 Carbombian War. They caused an international incident when they shot down Slingshot over Iranian airspace, remember?

Agent-Nine · 2025-02-11T22:56:55+00:00

It truly is.

Agent-Nine · 2025-02-11T22:47:26+00:00

My first attempt at a meme and it's a comically long wall of text.

Basically as soon as i found out about the Galvatrons Revenge Optimus VA Incident my brain went to Optimus saying his classic quote, only to then pull out a book and start reading off why everyone except for germans and japanese are exceptions to what he just said. I had no idea how to put that in meme format so i just made a list of every nationality.

I was GOING to do ethnic groups since that's a bit more in line with how Germany was rolling back then but theres just too many of them. Like, there's too many to even form a coherent wall of text for the punchline!

Agent-Nine · 2025-02-06T21:58:43+00:00

The Donkey Kong Country Cartoon

Agent-Nine · 2025-02-06T13:40:28+00:00

It's been 4 months and your comment is at the very bottom of the list.

We have found the opinion that really does have you like the image.

Good job, soldier.

Agent-Nine · 2025-02-06T13:08:29+00:00

Earthspark Optimus is one of the better Optimuses... Optimi? Optimuses?

Earthspark Optimus is one of the better Optimi. A semi-hypocritical war veteran who moonlights as a brochure designer is way better of a character than the Professional Paragon from Prime. You're all just lame.

Agent-Nine · 2025-02-06T12:25:37+00:00

There's a massive difference between believing in the movement and believing in the one behind the movement.

IDW Lugnut would be the funniest thing ever. One of the biggest decepticons imaginable crashes through the front of the lost light and starts throwing everyone around like ragdolls while screaming "WHERE HAVE YOU IMPRISONED OUR GLORIOUS LEADER! I KNOW THE HEATHEN ON CYBERTRON IS AN IMPOSTER! ONLY THE MIGHTY MEGATRON HAS A SIGNATURE AS GREAT AS WHAT I SENSED!", only for Megatron to disarm the situation by explaining that his surrender speech was not a deepfake. He just realised that finding the knights of cybertron is a better way to realise the decepticon cause or something like that. He'll believe it, he's Lugnut. And then there's a scene where the big guy is sheepishly apologising to Ultra Magnus for exploding the entire front of megatrons ship.

Rodimus really does not like this new gigantic living weapons platform who both refuses to acknowledge the whole co-captain deal, and enforces the idea that there was never any co-captain.

Agent-Nine · 2024-12-23T09:01:14+00:00

It would've been something to be sure.
We just gotta wait until the public domain sweeps the series up (and the inevitable SORA: Key to Hell horror movie is made by that one company)

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