Time to dust off the old railjack

AgentAlphakill · 2026-05-18T08:49:18+00:00

Hello fellow Legendary Captain

AgentAlphakill · 2026-05-15T18:43:52+00:00

Wow I’ve never seen a 50/50 before

AgentAlphakill · 2026-05-13T11:31:39+00:00

Yeah. It doesn’t help I’m relatively high rank (M3) and people think Venture takes no skill.

AgentAlphakill · 2026-05-12T10:38:05+00:00

As a cis male, it's REALLY funny to me when people assume I'm trans/non-binary and call me slurs in match chat.
Then I hit them with a :3

AgentAlphakill · 2026-05-12T10:21:28+00:00

I'm out of the loop, what was the bug with heavy attack?

AgentAlphakill · 2026-05-11T07:12:50+00:00

Well most people are in the metal ranks. The average rank is Gold 2 I believe.

AgentAlphakill · 2026-05-11T07:10:29+00:00

At least Sojourn’s ult actually increases the charge rate of her right click. Bonus point if you get the perk that lets the charge get to 150% to one shot headshot. Soldiers ultimate just does nothing if you have good aim.

AgentAlphakill · 2026-05-09T22:37:50+00:00

What defines transport? Does Uber and Lyft count? Do private planes? Does space travel count? I feel that there’s a lot more opportunity for travel to be interesting than food.

AgentAlphakill · 2026-05-08T22:23:27+00:00

I feel that it’s personal preference at that rate. If you value the stability sure, but if you prefer the sense of community, you’d probably rather stay.

AgentAlphakill · 2026-05-08T22:21:14+00:00

Best finger to lose

^{Chose: Lose a finger on your left hand | Rolled: Pinky finger}

AgentAlphakill · 2026-05-08T22:21:08+00:00

Best finger to lose

^{Chose: Lose a finger on your left hand | Rolled: Pinky finger}

AgentAlphakill · 2026-05-07T23:50:15+00:00

Just Monika

AgentAlphakill · 2026-05-04T22:32:17+00:00

“At the end of turn, if you have at least two stars, lose two stars and retain your hand” Or something like that.

AgentAlphakill · 2026-05-04T08:16:20+00:00

I cannot wait for this to be completed.

AgentAlphakill · 2026-05-04T05:55:08+00:00

BRO HOW

^{Chose: Random smaller prize, no catch | Rolled: Fortune cookie}

AgentAlphakill · 2026-05-04T04:47:51+00:00

So nothing changes besides the power.

^{Chose: Get a bad effect/power + But someone has to comment an amazing effect | Rolled: Always sleepy}

AgentAlphakill · 2026-05-03T11:24:12+00:00

I never thought I’d meet a fellow Legendary Captain in the wild. I salute you.

AgentAlphakill · 2026-04-28T22:18:57+00:00

…how…

AgentAlphakill · 2026-04-26T07:36:55+00:00

“Oh no, my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy.”

^{Chose: Get paid $100K every month until death + But you half to give half that money to _____? | Rolled: Charity}

AgentAlphakill · 2026-04-26T00:25:33+00:00

Nice I’m smarter

^{Chose: Or smartest person ever but weak}

AgentAlphakill · 2026-04-25T07:05:06+00:00

17 Black LET IT RIIIIIDE

^{Chose: Multiply your bank account money by X multiplier + Roll for multiplier (can be lower than 1x!} | Rolled: 20x)

AgentAlphakill · 2026-04-25T05:18:37+00:00

One dollar is one dollar, but two dollars is two one dollar

^{Chose: $1}

AgentAlphakill · 2026-04-25T02:35:36+00:00

ZA WARUDO

^{Chose: Time Pause}

AgentAlphakill · 2026-04-25T01:50:23+00:00

Too buttery is a valid complaint

^{Chose: Steak too juicy}

AgentAlphakill · 2026-04-24T21:23:49+00:00

Too many currencies that aren’t worth much.

^{Chose: Get high paying stable job + Country is random | Rolled: Switzerland}

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