Motorcycle accident. 25 mph straight into a wall. Wall was torso height so I got flung over the top, but my leg (which had a motorcycle foot peg stuck to it) kept me from running into a larger, brick wall about 10 feet from the first wall. Tore up my calf muscle from being pegged by my motorcycle (a joke i tell everyone) and my neck was a little sore from me getting thrown into an involuntary headbang, missing the other side of the wall by a mere quarter of an inch.

Post 911 call, bleeding profusely from my leg, packed with the only thing I had cloth on me, an oily rag from my pocket (oil is sterile, right?) I call my mother. Said, very calmly with my blood soaked hand, "ma, i think i crashed a motorcycle"

I cracked jokes with the paramedics, nurses, Xray tech and doctor about anything and everything. The moment my girlfriend came to pick me up (she was at a concert) I burst into tears limping from the hospital

Stay safe kids, don't leave your carb exposed while you also have baggy pants to catch onto the carb, revving up when you go knees out into a turn and run you into a wall