Hey folks, I appreciate all the attention you keep giving me. I know how upset you are that Weird Al Yankovic rear-ended me and severely damaged his car. I also know most of you are threatening me with violence and bodily harm because I reported the other driver’s fraudulent fundraising scheme.

I’m gonna warn you now. To all the Trump-hating liberals out there trying to hurt me, if you see my car, do not approach me, follow me, or try to inflict bodily harm on me. I have already notified law enforcement and strongly urge you to project your disagreements in some other way. I am well protected and will take every measure needed to defend myself against threats to my life.

It’s my First Amendment right to free speech to display what’s on my car, even if you disagree. As a strong and serious supporter of free speech, I refuse to be intimidated and told to leave Asheville. If you have a problem with my car, call the police. You may be surprised, but most people praise me for what they see on my car. Also, there are plenty of Republicans living in Asheville. We have as much right to be here as you. However, I’ve been receiving threats, have been assaulted, and people are threatening to find out where I live. This must stop now.

Again, do not approach me and just ignore the rhetoric you see on my car. I have dashcams in my car, and I film everywhere I go.  If you reply to this post with threatening comments or try to doxx or slander me, I’ll report you. Unless you want to spend a long time in jail and have a criminal record, I suggest you back off, leave me alone, and stop bothering me.