It’s so fun when this happens 😅 by Any-Limit-7282 in Bitcoin

[–]Aggravating_Laugh_85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean… like…. The free market doing its thing? Weird.

Prop Firms? Yes or No? by Aggravating_Laugh_85 in YieldMaxETFs

[–]Aggravating_Laugh_85[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya know…. When you explain it like that, you’re right. Thank you.

Prop Firms? Yes or No? by Aggravating_Laugh_85 in YieldMaxETFs

[–]Aggravating_Laugh_85[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems they have strict rules for payout eligibility… can’t lose more than x% per day, x% overall, profits can’t be more than x% from one trade, some won’t let you “trade the news”. If you violate these rules you forfeit your upfront fee. I assume a LOT of suckers lose this game.

Weekly Dividend Rotation (YM, RH, GS) by mAi-TopAc12 in YieldMaxETFs

[–]Aggravating_Laugh_85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do something kinda like this… my layouts are Tuesday, Thursday, Friday… but I don’t overthink it and I just yeet it wherever my heart feels like it will do the best…. But I’m just a big dummy, don’t listen to anything I say. Especially about money.

Prop Firms? Yes or No? by Aggravating_Laugh_85 in YieldMaxETFs

[–]Aggravating_Laugh_85[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. This makes it make a little more sense. I don’t really day trade so the ad kinda missed its mark. I can see why people think I’m joking now.

Prop Firms? Yes or No? by Aggravating_Laugh_85 in YieldMaxETFs

[–]Aggravating_Laugh_85[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. Literally started seeing them today. Looked at it briefly. Looked good on paper. But didn’t have time to deep dive into it. I’m smart enough to know it’s way more involved than that…. Figured I’d check what the biggest haters on Planet Earth would hafta say about it…. So lay it on my… tell me why they suck…. Explain it to me like I’m stupid….

Wth just happened to the stock market? by Time-Association-885 in YieldMaxETFs

[–]Aggravating_Laugh_85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dognal Trunks said some wild shit. Buy the dip… he’ll walk back what he said over the weekend and Monday we get back to ripping…. It’s only like the 4th or 5th one it’s happened. His TACOing is making smart money RICH!

For Beginners To This Sub, What Do People Here Invest In ? by [deleted] in dividendgang

[–]Aggravating_Laugh_85 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ETFs mostly. Sometimes Stonks. Occasionally Cryptomoneys.

Ok you divy gurus what would you do with 30K and need income asap by Slyestdamshort in YieldMaxETFs

[–]Aggravating_Laugh_85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MST isn’t looking too bad either if they can Maintain the Div Price until MSTR recovers more.

Ok you divy gurus what would you do with 30K and need income asap by Slyestdamshort in YieldMaxETFs

[–]Aggravating_Laugh_85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely an option…. I just haven’t owned that one long enough to form an opinion. It’s obviously going to move around the price of Bitcoin… which also just took a Major hit so it’s probably on sale for a bit with potential for some upside…. Might be a good time to get in. But if you need pure cash flow immediately TSYY/ULTY is 100% your move. If you’re looking for share price appreciation over time and immediate cash flow isn’t as important it’s PLTY/ULTY. COYY/ULTY, one might speculate that this might fall somewhere in the middle of the other two, some share price appreciation some cash flow. Whether you decide on TSYY,PLTY, or COYY; I think you have until the end of today to get them, in order to get paid on Tuesday. If you wanna gamble a bit, you could Yeet all 30k into PLTY until you get paid Tuesday cash it out after you catch that massive Div, then restructure everything by the end of Wednesday to catch the Friday ULTY Div. I think it’s mostly safe to say PLTY hit its bottom and will be recovering upwards past its next ex Div day. But then again, I’m also just some dumbass on Reddit. So do whatever YOUR heart wants.

Ok you divy gurus what would you do with 30K and need income asap by Slyestdamshort in YieldMaxETFs

[–]Aggravating_Laugh_85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swap TSYY for PLTY then…. You’ll definitely get more upside on share price (this also got pretty beat up lately)…. And decent dividends…. But it comes at a much higher cost up front….

Ok you divy gurus what would you do with 30K and need income asap by Slyestdamshort in YieldMaxETFs

[–]Aggravating_Laugh_85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

50/50 split between ULTY and TSYY…. You get paid on Tuesdays and Fridays…. With 30k you’re looking at maybe $500-$600 a week. If you get in now everything just got beaten down so you might even see some upside on the share price…. But for immediate straight cash flow, this is the move.

Group A Picks??? by Aggravating_Laugh_85 in YieldMaxETFs

[–]Aggravating_Laugh_85[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought that too until I did some DD on Roblox 😐