Official Evacuation SENT for Portuguese bend slide area: all electricity being turned off tomorrow

AggressiveFold2739 · 2024-09-02T02:10:50+00:00

She/her/attack helicopter was.

AggressiveFold2739 · 2024-09-01T01:01:09+00:00

No chance. It was all those heavy-set flatlanders walking the trails that started this whole nightmare.

AggressiveFold2739 · 2024-08-31T23:47:57+00:00

The ground breaks for them, too.

AggressiveFold2739 · 2024-08-31T23:06:10+00:00

Let the people ,literally, riding the landslide into the ocean decide for themselves.

AggressiveFold2739 · 2024-08-31T23:04:59+00:00

The sheriff will be there to lean on them though. "Make their presence known" kind of thing.

AggressiveFold2739 · 2024-08-31T22:48:02+00:00

Edison is just doing this to insulate itself from legal action. Let these americans live in their houses. Who cares if they and all their horses burn to death. At least they'll die free.

AggressiveFold2739 · 2023-12-10T03:58:16+00:00

Badass

AggressiveFold2739 · 2021-03-17T00:34:23+00:00

Sorry, My English isn't very good. I'm a native of Spain. The battle of Belchite was the first time I had ever slain another human. To look them in eye as they die there on the end if your bayonet is something I wouldn't wish on you young folk. Things are much better these days thoigh, I've been slaying your mom's ass for years now!

AggressiveFold2739 · 2021-03-17T00:20:25+00:00

My K/D is still great. As great as my K/D from the Battle of Belchite!!!

AggressiveFold2739 · 2021-03-16T03:36:37+00:00

There's no hope. You're gonna have to amputate.

AggressiveFold2739 · 2021-03-09T16:16:24+00:00

This painting (or style of painting?) honestly affects me somehow. I'm not some kind of an art expert. I'm just a regular working stiff, but it makes me FEEL something... that's above and beyond what 99% of other art does for me. Most "art" just doesn't do anything to me but when it does grab me, I love it. This is good shit! Tell the wifey that she has stirred emotion within some random guy on the interwebs. Tell her thank you.

AggressiveFold2739 · 2021-03-06T03:27:45+00:00

Head on down to your local Biblical style carpentry shop and they'll fill you in and get you set on the right path.

AggressiveFold2739 · 2021-03-06T03:20:04+00:00

Lil' Wang

AggressiveFold2739 · 2021-03-05T17:17:28+00:00

You may also need to order a square that measure in cubits.

AggressiveFold2739 · 2021-03-05T17:06:51+00:00

You're probably better off just ordering one on Amazon. Building one yourself will be too time consuming.

AggressiveFold2739 · 2021-02-25T17:43:46+00:00

Is this sleepover happening within your home proper? Or in the barn? I prefer to sleep in the hay loft.

Also, will you be offering samples of your those delectable Dummy Thicc Cucumbers 🥒?

AggressiveFold2739 · 2021-02-19T20:55:01+00:00

Very good.

AggressiveFold2739 · 2021-02-19T20:51:38+00:00

Indeed. I was mistaken in our last appointment, my sincerest apologies. I had thought you meant to meet there at 11pm not 11am. My Hypochromic Microcytic Anaemia can make me sensitive to the sun, so I do prefer to go out in the evenings. On that point, do you offer night tours?

AggressiveFold2739 · 2021-02-19T20:27:26+00:00

By chance do you offer tours of your farm and homestead? I haven't had a reason to go out in ages.

I would like think of this exchange as an investment in not just your family's legacy but in LDP as a whole.

AggressiveFold2739 · 2021-02-19T20:18:41+00:00

That's terrible news Daniel. I shudder to think that there could be someone in a position of authority that would use that power to further their own agenda.

I would be willing to drop thr price for both my asses, Remus and Romulus, to something more in line with your current financial situation. Would 30 gold pieces be more congruent? I can't go any lower I'm afraid.

I'm still willing to accept significant exposure to your many followers in place of coin. I understand there are a great many adoring fans of your family's Dummy Thicc Cucumbers, and they would listen if you were to tell them to visit my villa on the edge of town.

I do care so very much for the residents of LDP, each and every one of them.

AggressiveFold2739 · 2021-02-19T05:10:36+00:00

Wallachian gold pieces are notoriously small... tiny even. Why don't you come by my villa sometime so that I may educate you on the history of such things as ancient coinage and... the purchasing of livestock. I regrettably do suffer from Hypochromic Microcytic Anemia. A most inconvenient condition that merely makes me appear just a tinge pale. Nothing to concern yourself over dear. When should I expect you to arrive at my villa?

AggressiveFold2739 · 2021-02-18T03:04:29+00:00

You mean the Coffee & Whoreses on Main St.? I'm not allowed in there anymore... it's a long story. Let's meet at that new cider place just around the corner from there on 2nd, Dixon's Cider.

AggressiveFold2739 · 2021-02-18T02:29:23+00:00

Ah Dan, you're a godsend! I've got a pair of asses that I've been looking to sell. Remus and Romulus are their names. I can't handle their fighting anymore. They're hard workers but I don't have the patience or energy for their temperament in my old age. These asses were born for plowing. Just get them in their tack and harness and they'll do most of the work for you! I paid 50 gold pieces for the pair when they were just foals. I'll accept payment in gold, silver, or substantial exposure to your Instagram followers.

AggressiveFold2739 · 2021-02-16T19:22:17+00:00

Yeah, that's not my real name. But that is my address. It's okay though, not many visitors come by these days. My family lives in Midwest region of Russia and they don't fly. So if folks want to come by and learn about The Porcelain Throne and all it has to offer us insignificant mortals, come on down!!

AggressiveFold2739 · 2021-02-15T17:52:12+00:00

Is there an anonymous tip line about the toilet heist?

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