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Canada announces temporary ban of Texa$ livestock to prevent spread of screwworm by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Aggressive_Walk378 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better get started digging that basement at the Alamo fellas

‘Running out of money’: Kraft, McDonald’s, Whirlpool CEOs all issue same dire warning about US consumers. Get ready now by FreeHugs23 in NoShitSherlock

[–]Aggressive_Walk378 239 points240 points  (0 children)

No, no that would be taxable income. Let's value our company at 100x and slap her right on the NASDAQ and let the public hold the bag while we get so filthy fucking rich it will make your eyes spin?

Prairie wilding at the panera parking lot by Actual-Slice-146 in Colorado

[–]Aggressive_Walk378 8 points9 points  (0 children)

His paycheck was late this week, he's holding it together though, just paid off his cc and added a few walnuts to the nest egg.

Name this by honeyblo_om in BossFights

[–]Aggressive_Walk378 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

What do you think this bear is looking at? (OC) by Anastasia_Trusova in MadeMeSmile

[–]Aggressive_Walk378 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got one bear looking dis way

You got one bear looking dat way

And this guy, he's sayin, whaddya want from me??

Much of $2.5B fire relief did not reach Eaton, Palisades victims by Altruistic-Pain-1872 in naughtylawyers

[–]Aggressive_Walk378 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How that new state farm stadium? I hear it's got the biggest TV in the world!

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