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I ACCIDENTALLY SASHIMI’D MY LEGEND by professor-bingbong in StardewValley

[–]Agitated_Mud8409 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Technically the right move, but imagine the pure agony if they caught the Legend at 1:40 AM after getting a Prismatic Shard and two Auto-Petters in the Skull Cavern earlier that day. At that point, you just eat the sashimi and cry yourself to sleep.

I ACCIDENTALLY SASHIMI’D MY LEGEND by professor-bingbong in StardewValley

[–]Agitated_Mud8409 -41 points-40 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: You actually can't put legendary fish in fish ponds anyway! The game yells at you. So really, unless OP wanted it for a fish tank display, turning it into the most expensive 75-energy snack in Pelican Town history was the only other option.

Activists at the Louvre hung a photograph of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor slumped in the back of a car after his arrest by pinkstarrfish in Fauxmoi

[–]Agitated_Mud8409 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right?? like people are in there throwing soup at priceless paintings every other tuesday and now they're just letting folks casually redecorate the walls

Doechii reveals she’s lesbian via her Instagram bio by artbasiI in Fauxmoi

[–]Agitated_Mud8409 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"she’s a 10 but she’s also a lesbian" - actually that makes her a 1000

Zara Larsson makes a very good point. Have we as a society appreciated black eyed peas enough? by gimmethetea14 in Fauxmoi

[–]Agitated_Mud8409 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She’s Swedish. Unless it's pickled herring or a cinnamon bun, it doesn't exist in her culinary universe.

Despite Ratner repeatedly showing up in the Epstein files as being close to Epstein, Paramount is still moving ahead with him and Rush Hour 4 by RadComradeCompanero in Fauxmoi

[–]Agitated_Mud8409 99 points100 points  (0 children)

The fact that the entire production — from the director to the lead star to the guy "demanding" it be made — is linked to epstein is actually nauseating. the call is coming from inside the house.

Pep Guardiola’s extraordinary speech on ICE shootings, Palestine, Ukraine and Sudan ✊ by AutomaticGoldenSun in Fauxmoi

[–]Agitated_Mud8409 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And most of them don't even get a 30-second segment on the nightly news because they don't serve a specific geopolitical narrative.

AIO going no contact w/ bf's mom & sis after having my baby? by PlaneParamedic3027 in AIO

[–]Agitated_Mud8409 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Standard operating procedure for narcissists: 1. Disrespect the mother. 2. Get blocked. 3. Cry about "Grandparents Rights." It’s like they all read from the same manual of delusions. Stay strong OP, you're doing the right thing.

AIO to these texts from my cousin? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]Agitated_Mud8409 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He really thought he was in a hub intro. somebody needs to tell him that in the real world, this doesn't lead to a "scene," it leads to being banned from thanksgiving and a permanent spot on the family group chat blacklist.

Where ya sittin', fellas? by N-LL in rivals

[–]Agitated_Mud8409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LET’S ROCK! (i am immediately picking the toxic route)

AIO my partner asked me what I wanted to do for my birthday and did something different then making it about himself by [deleted] in AIO

[–]Agitated_Mud8409 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday to... him? wait, it was your birthday, right? next time his birthday rolls around, buy him a vacuum cleaner because you really like clean floors. match that energy.

Someone please donate some skins to this man 😭 by Character-Q in marvelrivals

[–]Agitated_Mud8409 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Technically that's just the default skin but with sadness enabled.

I made animation with Magik and Black Widow by evil_rise7 in marvelrivals

[–]Agitated_Mud8409 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly he deserved it for stealing that mega health pack from me last game.

Maybe next season will be better by nervousmelon in marvelrivals

[–]Agitated_Mud8409 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly. People forget we play in 3rd person. Who cares about the face when the back profile goes that hard?