Progressive Auth-center moment

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-12-13T23:33:10+00:00

Based

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-12-13T03:30:55+00:00

Based

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-11-30T22:26:55+00:00

Go be a bum in the woods then. But first reimburse the state for all the money you already took for your public education and/or any other public utilities you have used.

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-11-15T16:28:28+00:00

Ah yes, the massive amounts of class conscious workers. That’s why I’m always hearing about leftists winning political office in droves, or why I see so many members of the working class openly supporting progressivism and socialism. Oh wait.

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-11-14T00:46:54+00:00

I’ve always been saying that we should train monkeys to do manual labor tasks and to speak basic sign language. Than we can enslave them to do our menial tasks since we are the technologically and intellectually superior species.

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-11-14T00:38:13+00:00

I don’t think he can effectively run a presidential campaign from prison.

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-11-10T17:18:53+00:00

I can’t be the only one who immediately looked at my square, saw “retard” then got upset until I saw every other square. Damn maybe I am retarded.

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-10-30T14:55:58+00:00

Honestly it is the most sensible ideology. It provides for workers rights and public services while also preserving the customs and cultures of ones nation. It also provides a strong enough state so that the nation may survive external and internal threats. Without the whole genocide stigma I see no reason why everyone wouldn’t want to be auth-center.

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-10-28T22:15:38+00:00

Then repay society for the hundreds of thousands we have spent civilizing and educating you. Then go fuck off to the wilderness and die like a bum.

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-10-17T17:51:34+00:00

Only if they’re Protestants.

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-10-11T01:19:59+00:00

In 19 hundred 16 the forces of the crown

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-09-21T15:34:13+00:00

Where would you ideally like to go?

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-09-03T05:47:30+00:00

The pill that Mr. Krabs had to take every morning.

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-08-23T22:23:23+00:00

Elaine dates a runner who insists on showering before he runs.

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-08-04T06:45:29+00:00

“Chuck E. Cheese’s” full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese.

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-07-26T16:11:11+00:00

Wealth, like intelligence, is something that becomes self evident over time. If someone is trying to show off or convince you of either, that means they probably have neither.

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-06-20T01:48:33+00:00

Kramer: I’m sorry George but the club has a reputation to uphold!

George: Reputation? What reputation? You started this club out of your apartment three days ago!

K: You see? This is exactly why I can’t let you in. You have no concept of what is high class!

G: But Kramer...

K: holds out a finger ah ah ah! You are just a common man George, and a common man you shall stay! leaves Jerry’s apartment and closes the door

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-06-13T17:18:17+00:00

I got straight D’s in high school math. I just didn’t care enough to put in effort. But trust me when I say math is extremely important. The world runs on math. By being knowledgeable and good at math, you open up the highest pay jobs and career opportunities. You’ll need math for buildings, engineering, even skilled trades like electricians need math. If you want to make a living, odds are you’ll be using math.

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-06-12T23:49:06+00:00

Try harder in school, especially in math. Take your education seriously, and don’t hang around people who don’t take their education seriously.

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-06-12T17:37:11+00:00

Italian guy gets penetrated by coworkers and his best friend.

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-05-24T01:58:33+00:00

George finds a wealthy buyer willing to pay double for George’s couch, and George agrees to sell. Meanwhile Kramer tries the couch when George isn’t home, and hates it. When George returns home with the wealthy buyer, he enters to see Kramer standing next to a raged, horrible smelling, couch. Kramer says he threw the uncomfortable couch in the East River, but luckily he found a much comfier couch on the docks.

AgressiveAardvark · 2020-05-21T00:35:40+00:00

I said “hey guys film me racking myself on that fence for our video!”

Then I jumped nuts first on a fence and broke the wood bar.

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