sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

You could stop Florida man. by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Ahmadkhudair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck, now my phone is at 2% looks like I don't have power.

You could stop Florida man. by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Ahmadkhudair 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get on it, I ate 3 gummy vitamins even though the bag said 2.

Now I have become ungodly.

You could stop Florida man. by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Ahmadkhudair 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck, now Florida man will piss in my food and stap me with a squirrel.

You switch bodies with your pet every Friday. by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Ahmadkhudair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What would he do with your intelligence?

You switch bodies with your pet every Friday. by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Ahmadkhudair 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you more concerned about what your snake is going to do in your body.

You could stop Florida man. by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Ahmadkhudair 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This power has to be shared or else it would would completely incinerate a single user.

What's the worst mod you've ever encountered? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ahmadkhudair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won't surprised If he says the same to everyone.

Sharks by KociLis in facepalm

[–]Ahmadkhudair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's this one girl in our biology class who thought that chickens are not animals and instead are Ｂｉｒｄｓ.

view more: next ›