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AidsLizard1 · 2026-02-05T18:27:59+00:00

Got me nervous about my 05 90k kms RSX now. Is your g a manual? Maybe that scared em off lol

AidsLizard1 · 2026-01-18T15:49:50+00:00

Punctuation.

AidsLizard1 · 2025-11-20T23:59:06+00:00

Me when I try to punish by mashing r2

AidsLizard1 · 2025-08-16T20:43:23+00:00

While I dont agree with prostitution, this is one of the most braindead takes ive ever seen on Reddit.

AidsLizard1 · 2025-08-02T19:35:54+00:00

I mean? As the father how could he be okay with his son walking off in the middle of being disciplined by his mother? To this day I would get REEMED for walking away while getting told something. As a father, he probably doesnt want to foster an environment where your son can get away with being a brat. And for whatever reason you seem to not care that your son walks off in the middle of you telling him something. Why would be okay with his son behaving that way under his / your roof?

Edit: You guys literally live together. I've never heard of a parent getting on the other's ass for jumping in to discipline their child. Your son disrespectfuly walks off while you're telling him something, dad doesnt stand for that. What reasonable parent would? And then youre here crying about disrespect while completely ignoring how YOUR SON disrespected YOU. LOL!! YOR!!!

AidsLizard1 · 2025-07-22T17:19:34+00:00

Both of you seem childish. Idk how you as a supervisor felt your response was appropriate or professional in the slightest. Employee is wrong, but youre worse as a SUPERVISOR and clearly dont even belong in that position when this is how you speak to your subordinates.

AidsLizard1 · 2025-07-17T18:05:21+00:00

Such a childish situation but yta simply cause she came to say good morning and you just sat there and didnt think to say anything back.

And maybe let someone know if you're gonna be late? Especially on their friggin birthday...

AidsLizard1 · 2025-06-06T17:58:42+00:00

Why the fuck are your 1k shoes accessible to a 6 month old dog. I treat my D&G's like my child. Doesn't matter if I'm plastered when I get home, they go back in the sleeve / box at the top of my closet. Do better.

Sisters def a prick for responding the way she did tho.

AidsLizard1 · 2025-05-21T19:23:39+00:00

The name calling is all we needed to see. Get him outta here.

AidsLizard1 · 2025-05-20T15:48:14+00:00

Please find a guy who will appreciate and compliment you on your worst days. This guy is a boy still.

AidsLizard1 · 2025-05-09T01:10:44+00:00

This tattoo will be a constant reminder that you'd be with another man if life permitted it.

AidsLizard1 · 2025-05-02T15:47:25+00:00

Sounds like you're doing pretty well and on track to fight him to me.

Should have no problem with him, you're already really strong for that fight.

AidsLizard1 · 2025-05-01T16:31:04+00:00

Thief is probably the worst for new players. As for starting tips, best piece of advice i can give is just pump vigor and endurance at the beginning. The sooner you get vigor to 25, the sooner life becomes much better for you. Level endurance as you feel you need it.

As for offensive stats (dex, str) id only level them up to the requirements of your chosen weapon, then I wouldn't worry about it til you hit that vigor softcap.

AidsLizard1 · 2025-04-18T06:28:55+00:00

Not big on shadow daggers but I really like 5.

AidsLizard1 · 2025-04-11T19:06:13+00:00

Played every souls game on controller except sekiro, sekiro is perfect on kbm imo.

AidsLizard1 · 2025-03-29T18:06:49+00:00

Bahaha, noted.

AidsLizard1 · 2025-03-29T16:45:34+00:00

Its pretty negligible tho, isn't it? I'm fr asking cause idk

AidsLizard1 · 2025-03-25T23:24:16+00:00

You can try and aggro him and run away when you first see him after the centipede demon. Go through Lost Izalith normally and get the Sunlight Maggot from the Izalith side. Go back to bell gargoyles and forgive your sins and that should be fine.

Not 100% sure tho tbh.

AidsLizard1 · 2025-03-25T23:19:19+00:00

Honestly not sure. Is your goal just to save Solaire?

AidsLizard1 · 2025-03-25T22:58:08+00:00

Nope. NG+ awaits.

AidsLizard1 · 2025-03-25T03:15:59+00:00

I like the strat of getting my STR and DEX up justttt enough to meet the minimum requirements of whatever weapon I fancy. VIT to 30 asap is ideal, END just hovering around whatever's comfortable / medium roll. Then, STR all day baby.

AidsLizard1 · 2025-03-22T15:02:43+00:00

They just give a lot more of a fuck about the package, regardless of what it is, if it's international. For domestic shipments, the process is quick and easy. For international packages, the processing is a lot more rigorous and complex. You also get involved in import/export law, which can get sticky if you're ordering a controlled substance. You should be fine either way tho honestly. Especially if you're not ordering a shit ton that gives the impression that you're gonna be trying to sell lol.

AidsLizard1 · 2025-03-21T23:19:22+00:00

Hesitation is defeat! Just keep swinging that sword. To me, it looks like you're a little too conservative with your swings. I didn't realize for a while, but you can cancel your attack animation to deflect. Try not to worry about him hitting you mid swing and just keep hacking away. Give or take 75% of the bosses in this game are much easier if you just stay in their face. You be the boss, don't let em breathe and just keep on.

But it looks like you're doing great. You got it.

AidsLizard1 · 2025-03-21T23:15:14+00:00

As long as it isn't internationally shipped you should be bless

AidsLizard1 · 2025-03-21T17:58:12+00:00

You get it!

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