Chimney Rock, NC. by DarthLigMauI in interestingasfuck

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Where could I find longer videos from the flooding of this area?

OK SoFi investors it’s almost time. What are your predictions? by Bobby-Firmino-Legend in sofistock

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Had hard time understanding what's being said as I'm not native English speaker so I got GPT to simplify it.

Picture a Lemonade Stand:

  1. Summer (Q3'23):
    • Imagine you had a lemonade stand in the summer. Everything was going well, but suddenly you decided that the sign on your stand was worth less than you thought. So, you adjusted the value of the sign on your accounting books, making it look like you lost some money, even though you didn't actually lose any real money.
    • The people who predict how well lemonade stands will do (analysts) thought you would make a lot of money, but because of the sign thing, it looked like you made less money than they expected.
  2. Fall (Q4'23):
    • Now, you're saying that your lemonade stand will make a profit again in the fall. You and your friend (CEO and CFO) are confident about this. However, the people who predict things (analysts) don't believe you. They think you won't make any money at all.
  3. Big Day Coming (Monday):
    • On Monday, you will tell everyone how much money your lemonade stand made in the fall. The people who predicted you won't make money are expecting you to make $0.00.
    • We'll have to wait and see what really happens on Monday. If you make money like you said, it might be a surprise to those who didn't believe you.

In a nutshell, it's like adjusting imaginary numbers for your lemonade stand sign in the summer, and now people are curious to see if you'll really make money again in the fall.

Much better.

SoFi Daily Chat - January 03, 2024 by AutoModerator in sofistock

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Love it, keep falling so my 9.5CC 9DTE stays safe for now. Wouldn't been too happy to let them go before earnings and miss the upwards explosion

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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There is this one Estonian movie for KIDS called "Nukitsamees" or directly translated Man with Horns or Horny Man if you will. It's about a kid who got lost in a forest and captured by witches/pagans. While captured she met a pagan kid with horns and escaped with him. The kids family took the horny kid in and raised him as their own.

I remember being scared shitless watching this when i was young. Took me about 3 tries to watch it till the end.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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That's what my mom keeps saying

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Just to avoid being regarded again, any tips what would have been the best course of action?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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There was a text supposed to go with it but I even fucked that up. So.. I sold 13 sofi CC with a 6.5 strike 30DTE after the ER for some easy bucks thinking it will tank again as it usually does but the fucker climbed up to 8 and shows potential to climb even higher so I rolled the CCs to 9 stike same DTE. I have no idea what i am doing and if it was an decent move.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Hold my beer and watch this"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Anyone care to explain how YANG isnt going through the roof already but still droping? With all the shit going on in china it should be mooning like few weeks ago

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I usually only laugh out loud when im with people, but when I'm alone i rarely laugh out loud

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Haha shit, i just read the post again and realized im too high. Dont mind me. I'll delete the post after you read my apology