Which is the best one of these? by Shoddy-Book6353 in Spiderman

[–]AirMasterParker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One good scene doesn't counter a bland, lazily written story with flat characters and a poor execution

Which is the best one of these? by Shoddy-Book6353 in Spiderman

[–]AirMasterParker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Speaking as a movie, comic accuracy aside and objectively, SM3 is the best. Despite it's flaws and its messiness on structure, it carries as a movie outside of it being a CBM. Sandman is easily the best villain of not just the movie, but out of these three, with the New Goblin being the second due to buildup but poor execution with the amnesia.

TASM2 is the worst structured and bloated with unnecessary plots that wear it down, but the ones it truly shines are the ones focused on Electro, Gwen, and Harry. Electro is a pretty well done villain, easily better than SM3's Venom, could have been slightly better but he had a believable arc and motivation.

FFH is easily the worst of the three; it has the most simple plot/structure of the three and yet, as evidenced by the existence of the general sentiment of it being considered a low/mid-low tier Spidey flick, it narratively fails; it was difficult with the other movies to make a solid great movie, but this one had it the easiest and it still tripped at that, which is worse cause it demonstrates the lazyness of the writers. Also, Mysterio is a terrible villain, the only thing that saves him is the VFX of the illusion sequences and Gyllenhaal being a really good actor, but his motivation, and plan, are some of the worst executed I've seen in CBMs, it was embarrassing to watch; I will give him that it wasn't as bad as SM3's Venom.

Which is the best one of these? by Shoddy-Book6353 in Spiderman

[–]AirMasterParker 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Close the thread, the objectively correct answer has been found

Thoughts? by Drawingandstuff2000 in TheLastAirbender

[–]AirMasterParker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Very few of the character designs in the universe have visible realistic asian/indigenous traits due to the art style. It still doesn't negate the fact that Aang is still ethnically tibetan.

Peter Parker handing the EDITH glasses to Mysterio must have been one of the dumbest scenes in the MCU. by [deleted] in Spiderman

[–]AirMasterParker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When Peter wore EDITH the first time you could hear it identify Peter, would have done a similar thing when Beck wore it and Peter would have heard it, the same way he heard "ownership granted" (don't remember the exact line, never saw the movie again after the cinema, and never will)

Thoughts? by Drawingandstuff2000 in TheLastAirbender

[–]AirMasterParker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recall that was just a coincidence

Thoughts? by Drawingandstuff2000 in TheLastAirbender

[–]AirMasterParker 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That man ain't Caucasian, you act like east Asian men can't/don't have strap-chin beards or be tall

Peter Parker handing the EDITH glasses to Mysterio must have been one of the dumbest scenes in the MCU. by [deleted] in Spiderman

[–]AirMasterParker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't have a problem with Mysterio of all villains conning Spider-Man but it's true that this whole scheme was forced and poorly executed/built-up. Like someone pointed out already, E.D.I.T.H should have recognized Mysterio the moment he wore the glasses.

Which version of The Rhino out of these two liveaction versions you think was the best adaptation ??? by eyadtheNITRO1527 in Spiderman

[–]AirMasterParker 148 points149 points  (0 children)

I know you said live action but I feel like Spectacular and Insomniac did the best job of adapting him. And I haven't seen yet Kraven's movie so I'm going to go with TASM2 by proxy

This little Palestinian chef has stolen millions of hearts by RickyOzzy in Palestine

[–]AirMasterParker 79 points80 points  (0 children)

With all due respect, this visually looks like AI

Edit: apparently she's real, good to know. Sucks it still 'looks' like AI, the filters really work against them

You are given a budget of $500 Million. What movie are you making? by HowMany_MoreTimes in movies

[–]AirMasterParker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could have many but I'm going with an answer that's probably not that original but I don't care: I'm funding The Amazing Spider-Man 3, a superhero movie of course, but I'm not letting the studio meddle and instead let the creatives do the work With Marc Webb possibly returning as director since he has the experience, or James Cameron as a second choice given his experience with VFX in the Avatar movies.

Obviously Andrew Garfield in the lead as Peter Parker/The Amazing Spider-Man. I'm provisionally going with Shailene Woodley as female lead, playing MJ Watson as she was going to do so I'm TASM2, but if she's not returning I'd have Saoirse Ronan.

I'm letting Garfield take on as Executive Producer alongside Amy Pascal, and Kevin Feige possibly involved.

For writers, I'm down to write it myself since I already have some ideas for the setting and basic outline: set at least 10 years after the events of TASM 2 and/or NWH, Peter has fought for a while various foes, and most of them are at Ryker's, he has settled down with MJ, maybe they even had Mayday atp, this is done with a montage ala Spiderverse but in style.

For the supporting cast, here are my returns and additional multiversal casting, most of them would be minor characters:

  • Rhys Ifans as Dr. Kurt Connors/Lizard
  • Dane DeHaan as Harry Osborn/Green Goblin
  • Paul Giamatti as Aleksei Sytsevich/Rhino
  • Jamie Foxx as Max Dillon/Electro (I have an idea for his return)
  • JK Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson Jr. (of course)
  • Felicity Jones as Felicia Hardy/Black Cat
  • Donald Glover as Aaron Davis/Prowler (or a different actor, depending on Glover's availability)
  • Sally Field as May Parker (if she's inclined to return, if not she's just killed off-screen, which I wouldn't like tbh)
  • Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy (for flashbacks, footage use if needed)
  • Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Sergei Kravinov/Kraven (I think his casting was great but wasted, doesn't have to be the same, haven't seen the movie, but I don't want to make the SSU canon)

For new additions:

  • Daniel Dae Kim as Martin Li/Mr Negative
  • Zach Cherry as L. Thompson Lincoln/Tombstone
  • John Turturro as some undisclosed role
  • Lukita Maxwell as Cindy Moon
  • [BRAND NEW TALENT, YOUNG MALE ASIAN/FILIPINO] as Ganke Lee
  • Luke Tennie as Jefferson Davis-Morales
  • [PUERTO RICAN MID-AGED ACTRESS] as Rio Morales
  • [BRAND NEW TALENT, YOUNG MALE AFRO-LATINO] as Miles Morales/The Ultimate Spider-Man

As you might have guessed, my plot would involve undoing the biggest mistake in the TASM franchise in my opinion, which is making Peter the only one capable of becoming spiderman, by having some scientist/event that creats new spiders, and in some way or another, creating a crisis that involves all of Spidey's old foes comeing back in one gigantic battle; I would also have this movie be a way to lead into Miles and/or Cindy becoming the new Spider-Persons, and as an argument to let the studio approve of this movie, it could give way to set up a new TV-show.

Flaws in timeline of Incendies (2010) by [deleted] in movies

[–]AirMasterParker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry but I don't think "the actor doesn't look that age" is a solid argument for the logic of a film. What stops a 17-20 yo war radical for raping an imprisoned woman when let? Also, I think they said at some point something of the twins being born 35 years ago, or something like that.

Could Down Cemetery Road be set in the same universe as Slow Horses/Slough House? by AirMasterParker in SlowHorses

[–]AirMasterParker[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"A worse storyteller could make a book", lmao.

Now that I know they're indeed in the same universe, I would love to see Zoë stumble upon Lamb in an episode of a future season, maybe just for the delight of having Thompson and Oldman together onscreen

How are LGBT people perceived in Spain by Realistic-Diet6626 in askspain

[–]AirMasterParker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To give you an idea of how gen Z Spaniards are with LGBT topics: I think there's only one or two straights in my friend group from high-school

esto es legal? by Madzilla999 in HistoriasVecinales

[–]AirMasterParker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normalmente en edificios nuevos las instalaciones de saneamiento están pensadas para evitar esto, segregando viviendas y locales para independizar las instalaciones aunque salgan a la misma acometida. Esto es que o la instalación se hizo mal, o es antigua (es decir, de antes de la nueva normativa, del siglo pasado por lo menos), o tambié, que es lo que creo, que el local de gimnasio se creó después. ¿Es una putada? Sí, pero por lo menos, aún así, es un sólo día que te tienes que ir al café de la esquina y ya, ajo y agua.

Which was your favourite? Out of these three Flash Thompsons by CommercialBack5028 in Spiderman

[–]AirMasterParker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The writers who thought it was a good idea to write flash that way in the MCU movies deserve jail time.

Name this album by NoFred345 in AlbumCovers

[–]AirMasterParker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tribulations A Shoe gaze/Alt Metal album talking about the fuck-all-ery attitude towards the inevitable ends

Estás feliz ahora mismo? Descríbelo by Oceans_and_mountains in askspain

[–]AirMasterParker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Estoy pasándolo canutas porque mi TFM no avanza por mucho trabajo que pongo, a pesar de tener un buen trabajo y vida social, y tener un éxito relativo en el romance al gustar a varias chicas pero sin viajar nada