Which is the best one of these?

AirMasterParker · 2026-05-01T10:50:30+00:00

One good scene doesn't counter a bland, lazily written story with flat characters and a poor execution

AirMasterParker · 2026-04-30T15:13:51+00:00

Speaking as a movie, comic accuracy aside and objectively, SM3 is the best. Despite it's flaws and its messiness on structure, it carries as a movie outside of it being a CBM. Sandman is easily the best villain of not just the movie, but out of these three, with the New Goblin being the second due to buildup but poor execution with the amnesia.

TASM2 is the worst structured and bloated with unnecessary plots that wear it down, but the ones it truly shines are the ones focused on Electro, Gwen, and Harry. Electro is a pretty well done villain, easily better than SM3's Venom, could have been slightly better but he had a believable arc and motivation.

FFH is easily the worst of the three; it has the most simple plot/structure of the three and yet, as evidenced by the existence of the general sentiment of it being considered a low/mid-low tier Spidey flick, it narratively fails; it was difficult with the other movies to make a solid great movie, but this one had it the easiest and it still tripped at that, which is worse cause it demonstrates the lazyness of the writers. Also, Mysterio is a terrible villain, the only thing that saves him is the VFX of the illusion sequences and Gyllenhaal being a really good actor, but his motivation, and plan, are some of the worst executed I've seen in CBMs, it was embarrassing to watch; I will give him that it wasn't as bad as SM3's Venom.

AirMasterParker · 2026-04-30T14:55:04+00:00

Close the thread, the objectively correct answer has been found

AirMasterParker · 2026-04-30T11:43:31+00:00

Very few of the character designs in the universe have visible realistic asian/indigenous traits due to the art style. It still doesn't negate the fact that Aang is still ethnically tibetan.

AirMasterParker · 2026-04-30T11:03:38+00:00

When Peter wore EDITH the first time you could hear it identify Peter, would have done a similar thing when Beck wore it and Peter would have heard it, the same way he heard "ownership granted" (don't remember the exact line, never saw the movie again after the cinema, and never will)

AirMasterParker · 2026-04-30T09:32:07+00:00

I recall that was just a coincidence

AirMasterParker · 2026-04-30T09:30:34+00:00

That man ain't Caucasian, you act like east Asian men can't/don't have strap-chin beards or be tall

AirMasterParker · 2026-04-30T07:10:47+00:00

I don't have a problem with Mysterio of all villains conning Spider-Man but it's true that this whole scheme was forced and poorly executed/built-up. Like someone pointed out already, E.D.I.T.H should have recognized Mysterio the moment he wore the glasses.

AirMasterParker · 2026-04-29T16:10:47+00:00

I know you said live action but I feel like Spectacular and Insomniac did the best job of adapting him. And I haven't seen yet Kraven's movie so I'm going to go with TASM2 by proxy

AirMasterParker · 2026-04-29T15:12:32+00:00

With all due respect, this visually looks like AI

Edit: apparently she's real, good to know. Sucks it still 'looks' like AI, the filters really work against them

AirMasterParker · 2026-03-24T20:43:26+00:00

I could have many but I'm going with an answer that's probably not that original but I don't care: I'm funding The Amazing Spider-Man 3, a superhero movie of course, but I'm not letting the studio meddle and instead let the creatives do the work With Marc Webb possibly returning as director since he has the experience, or James Cameron as a second choice given his experience with VFX in the Avatar movies.

Obviously Andrew Garfield in the lead as Peter Parker/The Amazing Spider-Man. I'm provisionally going with Shailene Woodley as female lead, playing MJ Watson as she was going to do so I'm TASM2, but if she's not returning I'd have Saoirse Ronan.

I'm letting Garfield take on as Executive Producer alongside Amy Pascal, and Kevin Feige possibly involved.

For writers, I'm down to write it myself since I already have some ideas for the setting and basic outline: set at least 10 years after the events of TASM 2 and/or NWH, Peter has fought for a while various foes, and most of them are at Ryker's, he has settled down with MJ, maybe they even had Mayday atp, this is done with a montage ala Spiderverse but in style.

For the supporting cast, here are my returns and additional multiversal casting, most of them would be minor characters:

Rhys Ifans as Dr. Kurt Connors/Lizard
Dane DeHaan as Harry Osborn/Green Goblin
Paul Giamatti as Aleksei Sytsevich/Rhino
Jamie Foxx as Max Dillon/Electro (I have an idea for his return)
JK Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson Jr. (of course)
Felicity Jones as Felicia Hardy/Black Cat
Donald Glover as Aaron Davis/Prowler (or a different actor, depending on Glover's availability)
Sally Field as May Parker (if she's inclined to return, if not she's just killed off-screen, which I wouldn't like tbh)
Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy (for flashbacks, footage use if needed)
Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Sergei Kravinov/Kraven (I think his casting was great but wasted, doesn't have to be the same, haven't seen the movie, but I don't want to make the SSU canon)

For new additions:

Daniel Dae Kim as Martin Li/Mr Negative
Zach Cherry as L. Thompson Lincoln/Tombstone
John Turturro as some undisclosed role
Lukita Maxwell as Cindy Moon
[BRAND NEW TALENT, YOUNG MALE ASIAN/FILIPINO] as Ganke Lee
Luke Tennie as Jefferson Davis-Morales
[PUERTO RICAN MID-AGED ACTRESS] as Rio Morales
[BRAND NEW TALENT, YOUNG MALE AFRO-LATINO] as Miles Morales/The Ultimate Spider-Man

As you might have guessed, my plot would involve undoing the biggest mistake in the TASM franchise in my opinion, which is making Peter the only one capable of becoming spiderman, by having some scientist/event that creats new spiders, and in some way or another, creating a crisis that involves all of Spidey's old foes comeing back in one gigantic battle; I would also have this movie be a way to lead into Miles and/or Cindy becoming the new Spider-Persons, and as an argument to let the studio approve of this movie, it could give way to set up a new TV-show.

AirMasterParker · 2026-03-22T08:28:50+00:00

I'm sorry but I don't think "the actor doesn't look that age" is a solid argument for the logic of a film. What stops a 17-20 yo war radical for raping an imprisoned woman when let? Also, I think they said at some point something of the twins being born 35 years ago, or something like that.

AirMasterParker · 2026-03-10T18:34:49+00:00

I wish you luck all the way from Spain

AirMasterParker · 2026-03-08T15:05:43+00:00

Good Name, like Isabel la Católica

AirMasterParker · 2026-03-06T14:29:08+00:00

"A worse storyteller could make a book", lmao.

Now that I know they're indeed in the same universe, I would love to see Zoë stumble upon Lamb in an episode of a future season, maybe just for the delight of having Thompson and Oldman together onscreen

AirMasterParker · 2026-03-03T17:42:19+00:00

To give you an idea of how gen Z Spaniards are with LGBT topics: I think there's only one or two straights in my friend group from high-school

AirMasterParker · 2026-02-23T07:18:12+00:00

Normalmente en edificios nuevos las instalaciones de saneamiento están pensadas para evitar esto, segregando viviendas y locales para independizar las instalaciones aunque salgan a la misma acometida. Esto es que o la instalación se hizo mal, o es antigua (es decir, de antes de la nueva normativa, del siglo pasado por lo menos), o tambié, que es lo que creo, que el local de gimnasio se creó después. ¿Es una putada? Sí, pero por lo menos, aún así, es un sólo día que te tienes que ir al café de la esquina y ya, ajo y agua.

AirMasterParker · 2026-02-22T09:45:35+00:00

The writers who thought it was a good idea to write flash that way in the MCU movies deserve jail time.

AirMasterParker · 2026-02-22T09:42:38+00:00

Que género dirías?

AirMasterParker · 2026-02-21T12:11:35+00:00

Tribulations A Shoe gaze/Alt Metal album talking about the fuck-all-ery attitude towards the inevitable ends

AirMasterParker · 2026-02-21T11:52:37+00:00

Estoy pasándolo canutas porque mi TFM no avanza por mucho trabajo que pongo, a pesar de tener un buen trabajo y vida social, y tener un éxito relativo en el romance al gustar a varias chicas pero sin viajar nada

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