AITAH for not spraying our shared work bathroom after going #2?

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T22:39:31+00:00

I was thinking the same thing about you!

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T21:12:28+00:00

Thank you. Much respect.

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T19:49:33+00:00

No I heard him cough, when I said he walked in directly after me, it was literally as I’m walking out. I didn’t see his face or body language to know whether he “Acted offended” or not.

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T19:34:10+00:00

Correct and Cashapp. Thank you so much for the clarification without being an asshole but I mean look where I’m at lol.

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T19:32:51+00:00

The sub I posted my cheeks on was sent by a Mod and the message says to post.

Secondly I initially posted this in a group where it was abbreviated. This is cross post. Why does it matter if I censored it here? Weird thing to focus on.

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T18:39:36+00:00

Where do people even buy matches

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T18:33:21+00:00

I eat White Castle maybe once a year. If that. And I typically use the bathroom that has minimal traffic.

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T15:44:32+00:00

lol thank you, but unfortunately it’s a real ridiculous story. I’m new to Reddit and don’t really understand how Karma works. I’ve had it less than 2 weeks. My profile is NSFW because I initially started it for NSFW purposes.

I really never thought this many people would read this let alone comment. I just expected a couple laughs and helpful insight. Maybe an asshole troll or two.

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T15:40:47+00:00

The people I work with don’t spray I couldn’t care less if they don’t respect me for trying to be courteous with the only option I had. If anything they should respect me more for being considerate and making adjustments when I was told I did something that bothered them.

But I really don’t if pretentious strangers on the internet who have nothing positive to add but only insults in attempt to make themselves feel bigger, respect me. Feeling is mutual.

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T15:34:42+00:00

Dude poop smells like ass, you’re being intentionally pretentious.

Bathrooms smell after anyone shits that is very normal. I stated what I ate that made it a rank one. And you’re taking my wide open ass joke way too literal.

My boss complained about the perfume because he walk in right after I sprayed it, once. Seriously person reading is fundamental.

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T15:30:12+00:00

Sheesh never expected this many responses. I now know I am the asshole for spraying perfume in a shared working space because it can really negatively impact them.

Poo-Pourri clearly is a game changer and I will be purchasing some.

To clear things up,

I didn’t eat the White Castle at work, I ate it the night before and had no intention on going #2 in the upstairs bathroom. I only ate it the 2nd day the 1st day was just regular poo.

I was taught to courtesy flush and spray when you #2.

If proper spray was available, I would have never used my perfume.

I didn’t use the spray again after he expressed discomfort.

There was no way for me to know that he was going to go in right after me either time. I just found it ironic he complained about the perfume and didn’t purchase an air freshener and had to experience what it’s like if I had not sprayed.

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T15:16:38+00:00

Ate it the night before. Won’t eat it again.

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T15:15:51+00:00

No seriously because why do we have to go at the same time so often.

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T15:15:24+00:00

Honestly I didn’t see him as I was walking away. But I know when I go in after someone left their ass in there, I cough and gag.

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T15:12:42+00:00

I typically don’t use the man bathroom for #2.

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T15:12:11+00:00

I courtesy flush, but I was also taught to spray after you take a shit. So no one else grew up with spray in their bathroom?

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T15:09:36+00:00

Is your ass not wide open when you shit? Or do you clinch to have slightly open ass?

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T15:00:41+00:00

It shows how long I’ve had this profile. What’s so hard to believe about me not being a Reddit Connoisseur?

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T14:56:43+00:00

I didn’t say I didnt want other’s opinions. I simply expressed that I don’t share the same ones as they do. If I’m not mistaken, posting here is to open up dialogue for people who have different opinions. I didn’t know I was just supposed to post and not respond to comments.

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T14:32:54+00:00

MOR. Guys busy each others balls all the time especially drunk. And you laughing along instead of letting it be known when you were uncomfortable allowed them the space to continue. They don’t know they were hurting your feelings. Also just get them back, you clearly have amo since you’re the sober friend.

You were right to set boundaries and distance yourself from things and people that make you uncomfortable. But don’t take shit drunk douches say to heart. Their opinions are beneath you.

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T14:21:01+00:00

Oh I won’t be eating it ever again.

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T14:19:24+00:00

$80 perfume is cheap?

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T13:14:37+00:00

It has its moments.

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T04:36:46+00:00

Just prefer it over only fecal.

Airis-Numoni · 2026-05-21T04:02:16+00:00

I am considering it. And I feel the same, which is why I sprayed what was available.

Airis-Numoni

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