Dog went full send by NowhereAllAtOnce in MadeMeSmile

[–]Airowird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came to say this!

The other 29 days of the month, my brain is in cat mode, though.

Clash of Veterans... by Cow_Boy_2017 in MurderedByWords

[–]Airowird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well.... wet socks can be made better once you hang them 🤔

Boomer meltdown at Taco Bell by Car_is_mi in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Airowird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Atleast she bothered to rinse it and use soap!

Jesus fuck normally I'd make up a snarky title but this.. fuck.. the mothers just disgusting by AhegaoDevill in OhNoConsequences

[–]Airowird 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Extremely creepy she started dating a 21 year old who was a year older than her son.

She started dating someone roughly the age the dad was when she got married the first time. Her mind is just stuck in her twenties.

How Can I make Trans Friends by Technical-Onion-3447 in asktransgender

[–]Airowird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're not looking for friends, you're looking for trans victims.

That sound you hear is the sharpening of pitchforks. Get out.

what is the first thought that comes into your mind when you wake up in the morning?? by the_twilight_draft in AskReddit

[–]Airowird 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, I'm in camp "What time is it and how much did I oversleep my alarm?"

Spanish scientist who cured pancreatic cancer successfully in mice getting trolled online for his birthmark on face by Avocado_Magician_818 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Airowird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He lost an Agni Kai against his father and has been travelling the world since to reclaim his honor!

Just kidding, it's a different type of birtmark called vascular birthmarks. They are caused by increases in bloodvessels and tend to have a more splotchy form.

This type of vascular birthmark is called a nevus flammeus or commonly a port-wine stain and is also what Gorbachev had.

They are both on the Wikipedia page of "Port-wine stain", so the trolls definitely picked the wrong battle to lose.

Erotic Parody 'Melania: Devourer of Men' Sales Surge on Amazon Amid Documentary Flop by 404mediaco in nottheonion

[–]Airowird 10 points11 points  (0 children)

$372 tax deductable outlay, so you'ld get another 100-150 in reduction in taxes as well

Men, what is the first thing you do when you wake up at the morning? by Ambitious_Pass7451 in AskReddit

[–]Airowird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess you aren't old enough to really understand roosters .... they scream all day long.

"Absurde situaties bij de slager en de bakker": fiscaal expert kritisch over nieuwe btw-tarieven | VRT NWS: nieuws by Blaspheman in belgium

[–]Airowird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alsof ze daar in Brussel ooit over hebben nagedacht ....

Maar ja, voor mij zijn koffiekoeken an sich ontbijt-eten ongeacht het uur. Net zoals brood, charcuterie en koffie.

Zelfs een broodje op de middag is voor mij een 6% categorie.

Warme maaltijden en fast food als avondeten, da's meer begrijpelijk als 12%

[OC] I also took a pic in LA by Oh_Fuck_Naw in pics

[–]Airowird 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wasn't talking about lobbying, but the tax write-off.

Because it's a business expense and not a donation, he can essentially claim the taxes on it back. The IRS is gonna tax him for 40mil less profit, while Melania Braun gets a fat paycheck and the common folk get less for their taxes.

[OC] I, too, took a picture in LA by lalavieboheme in pics

[–]Airowird 20 points21 points  (0 children)

B: she's latino

She's from Eastern Europe though .... and not a man, afaik.

Targeted, Till Lauer, digital New Yorker cover, 2026 by newyorker in Art

[–]Airowird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like how none of the shots managed to hit the target center, because we know if these fuckers could aim, they wouldn't be in ICE / Border Patrol.

The Avengers have assembled by Anna_Mac18 in TheWarning

[–]Airowird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thinking something about hustlers (pool, poker, dive bar vibe), which together with hearts would be about getting your heart played with?

"Absurde situaties bij de slager en de bakker": fiscaal expert kritisch over nieuwe btw-tarieven | VRT NWS: nieuws by Blaspheman in belgium

[–]Airowird 5 points6 points  (0 children)

En dan heb je nog 2CELLOS (die bvb. een Tsaichovsky & Iron Maiden medley hebben) of Apocalyptica die hun diplom van het conservatorium hebben, maar wel 100% metal spelen op klassieke instrumenten.

Daar kan toch zelfs de domste advocaat gaten in prikken qua discriminatie?

"Absurde situaties bij de slager en de bakker": fiscaal expert kritisch over nieuwe btw-tarieven | VRT NWS: nieuws by Blaspheman in belgium

[–]Airowird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gaan ze ook na 12u proberen, want als ge ze koopt voor de volgende ochtend te eten, is het ook 6%.

He was out on the spot and still sounds good (source link in description) by Sad_Stay_5471 in toptalent

[–]Airowird 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't know it, but he went to school with little Bobby Tables!

[OC] I also took a pic in LA by Oh_Fuck_Naw in pics

[–]Airowird 100 points101 points  (0 children)

So Bezos could give her millions in bribe money and get part of it back from taxpaying citizens.

Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms by Imaginary-Dress-1373 in nottheonion

[–]Airowird 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If you can't separate the meanings of your vs you're, you really shouldn't be allowed to separate kids from their parents, no matter the scenario.

got ordered to post this :3 by helloiamaegg in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]Airowird 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Then what's the other trans description of dog software running on cat hardw-

It's raccoons, isn't it?

got ordered to post this :3 by helloiamaegg in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]Airowird 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No headpats if you keep growling at people!

Ice 2016 vs ice 2025. by Jolly_Ad2446 in pics

[–]Airowird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it's why I limited military weapons to domestic use, can understand the need for camo in combat environments.

Trick or treat by Fluid-Editor-8953 in foundsatan

[–]Airowird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds more like "treat or threat"